Don’t inbox me and tell me to fuck off with the after-sex selfies and then report them! If you don’t like my them then delete me. They’re not harming anyone, I just like to post them cause it’s fun! My boyfriend and I get a big kick out of them. The fact that you go the great length to try to get my pics deleted and even my account closed down, makes me believe you’re just jealous. I’m so sorry my after-sex selfies are reminders of what you’re not getting. So fuck off yourself, tonight Imma personally send you a selfie with my titties uncovered! -Gonna be posting an after-sex selfie tonight!
This article appears in May 29 – Jun 4, 2014.
Lol, well i’m gonna assume you’re talkin’ about facebook so if she doesn’t like the soft core porn pics she can just delete you as a friend. I also can’t stop laughing about this, what kinda wierdo post after sex pics of themselves. I just don’t understand what kind of “kick” you guys are getting from this, does you’re boyfriend go down on you for a minute for every like you get? Maybe you should put one of those prostitute windows in front of your home instead of a picture window if you like people seeing you all sexed up like that.
P.S: Can i get a name so i can see these pics? pornhub just doesn’t do the trick anymore.
Wait! Porn on FB?! I need an account…unless it’s all girl titties.
And I’ll post During-Sex Selfies! Like away!
Send me one too!!
I call fake. But I bet they’d be the first ones to call the cops if someone forwarded them to their relatives.
Betcha that wack job in Santa Barbara got one of these last Friday.
Post sex selfies? OP, you and your partner have taken Attention Whoredom to a whole new level. I really hope this comes back to chomp you two on your pimple-ridden arses – then you’ll have a couple of great new ‘belfies’ to feed your pathetic need for attention.
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While I’m a strong advocate of minding one’s own business (especially when others, like OB, are making fools of themselves), I have to say: no one wants to see that shit, OB.
No one cares that you and your partner just had sex. Trust me. It’s not because we’re all ‘jealous’ because you got laid. We just genuinely don’t give a rats arse about your sex life.
You’re just a typical attention whore who thinks she’s all that because she’s getting some dick on the regular. Well guess what? Dartmouth crack hoes are getting plenty of dick, too, but I don’t think anyone’s jelly of that shit.
The ‘well at least I’m getting laid’ trump card is anything but, ya wanker (and this is coming from someone completely, 100% satisfied with her sex life, so shove it, OB).
Attention whore.
d’ya think op is speaking to her Mom?
( or GAG, maybe her kids?)
The fact that you feel the need to post selfies and assorted items after sex in an online forum speak volumes about the respect you have towards each other. Are you regressing to playing little kid games these days?
i’d guess instagram. People on instagram follow you because they like your content. if they don’t kick em off!
It doesn’t take a genius to have sex, or any talent or anything special except an appendage or a hole. Anybody can do it; with a partner or alone, with Palmela Handerson or John Handcock. OP, who finds the need to brag about just getting some ass via photographic proof, prolly don’t get laid that often. Dat’s why they need to document the moment. Trust me, these selfies of sweaty chubby couples lying down, always snapped from unflattering below the chin angles in their ruppled disgusting mismatched low thread-count fartsacks are not appealing in the least. Your viewers are all picturing what just occurred and rather than turning green with envy as you may hope, we are actually trying to black out you and your douchey lover from of our mental image. Pass the eye bleach!
Get it right folks, they are not attention whores, they think they are porn stars.
I don’t know about op and her erstwhile lover, but neither me nor my partner would have the energy to hold up a fucking camera after sex. we do it right.
I like the “after a big crap” selfie. I send them to all my Facebook friends.
The nasty inbox message and reporting pictures is stupid. I would just make fun of you and get people to make mocking pictures with the same facial expressions.
Reminds me of a joke that ends like this ” It is not the jam on your chin that disgusts me, it is the peanut butter on your forhead”
I read about this growing fad on CNN recently. Sheeple.
“Trust me, these selfies of sweaty chubby couples lying down, always snapped from unflattering below the chin angles in their ruppled disgusting mismatched low thread-count fartsacks are not appealing in the least.”
No_Fool, that’s some comedic poetry right there. ^^