I knew you for as little as I’ve known the pimple on my ass.
You see me and always ask me how I am doing but I don’t know who the fuck you are. Then… you go tell people I’m your friend and ask me to hang out with you to make it look legit.
Who the hell does that? A girl goes missing on the news, and as long as she’s from cape Breton… ” she’s my good friend”… does that mean she’s your old neighbor? —trash
This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2013.
Not sure why anyone would want to call a person as toxic as you a “friend”.
Sounds like they’re better off without you in their life
At least you signed off on your bitch with a good self identifier. You are indeed trash.
I’ve had several long term relationships with the pimples on my ass. Then Boris the Boil popped – life just hasn’t been the same since.
Don’t you sound like a treat. A real gem.
To have a “friend”, you should BE so lucky.
I think the clue was cryptic, using Cape Breton and boil in the same sentence correctly implies that CB is a boil on the arse of NS.
OP
Something tells me that you are:
un adaptive
socio predatory
lack knowledge of how people are different
put others in a position as for you to feel superior
judgemental
un caring
You should like a rude bitch OP. I think whomever you’re speaking about is better off distancing herself from a person like you.
Mama bear, back with a vengeance.
If pimples could be called friendly moles, then I have all kinds of friends on me. My best friend keeps looking back at me in the mirror.
isn’t it kind of unfair that one doesn’t get a nice long stretch of years between zits and wrinkles? having both at same time of life just sucks.
Maybe this person actually likes you and is trying to make friends. I can’t imagine why. You’re a miserable idiot.
Yes. Playing BFF of the dead as a cheap attention ploy is disgusting. It’s equally disgusting that you would categorize this behavior in the same spectrum as someone trying to make a friend.
I promise you op, when you’re dead, I won’t pretend you were ever a friend. I figure most people won’t. Feel better?
Well, at least the OB got their signature right.