I love and miss you endlessly. My eyes ache when having to be cast away from your grace. To quote a lunatic, you complete me. Always, Your sexy pirate non-snoring beaut of a woman. <3 I love you. —Maarrrry Me! (Dartmouth)

This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.

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  2. Pirate of a woman? She has a peg leg? Parrot? Eyepatch? Maybe she just illegally downloads songs and movies. What makes a pirate of a woman?

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  5. @ Reg and Hoist: also my first thought–lol 😉

    @ Zedster: not surprised–if the fairer sex took my fancy, then I would definitely ‘go with the [ahem] sword’ as well;D

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