Hey cuz, since we are roommates and we’re, you know, FAMILY, could you and your bf be a little more quiet when you two physically show your love for one another?
It’s awkward enough to hear people having sex when they’re not related to you, but when they are, it’s a whole new level of disgusting! I’ve known you since you were a baby and we grew up together… after hearing you moan and scream while in the sack, I can’t even look at you the same way.
In fact, I’ve had to leave the apartment so I couldn’t hear you. Don’t you realize how uncomfortable it is for a person to hear one of their relatives getting it on? NASTY!!! —I only have sex when you’re not around
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Gross. Why does she have to be so damn loud? Maybe he’s too big for her? Maybe not enough lube? Maybe too tight? Whatever the cause, record it and email it to your Aunt 🙂
So is your cousin hot?
Typical.
I only scream when we’re alone – it’s just polite.
I’m sure if you mention it to her, like, in person rather than hoping she sees this and knows it’s you referring to her, I’m sure she would quiet down. Maybe she just doesn’t realize how loud she’s being because it’s just that great ;D.
If they are paying rent they should be able to have whatever kind of sex they want, be it loud, kinky, weird….whatever. Put in some headphones or something.
Maybe he’s getting her up the bum and making her shriek too loud.
Get some earplugs I guess.
you asked for it …you got it unfortunately
I once got blamed by an ex-roommate for ruining their potential orgasm. Got home from work and was singing to myself, wasn’t aware that anybody was home and roomie/bf were fucking around. He was going down on her and started laughing at me singing so it was my fault. Roomie kicked him out of the room then stormed out later glaring at me. I told her it wasn’t my fault her bf found me more interesting than her pussy.
There’s no need to broadcast that one is doing the horizontal bop. Have some dignity and volume control. Audio is only appropriate when out of earshot of others. ‘Others’ include neighbours in apartment buildings as well as flatmates.
hey cous., you wanna really fuck her mind, invite me over sometime. she run screaming in horror when you and i do the nasty. she’ll think you are being murdered. not quite, just fucked almost to death. let’s get er’ on.
Life Sucks, I have a newfound respect and admiration for ya, man. I hope the OP takes you up on this srsly.
LIFE SUCKS you animal, you! RAARRR!
the suckster might have a tiny person close by, but that don’t mean to say i is dead. hey q, old bud, how the fuck you doing man, long time no hear from you. ngf, yeah, the suckster is now again open for the honies anmd hornies. let’s get it on.
awesome story Fat…