When I pull up to the curb for FIVE SECONDS to drop off my girlfriend at an appointment, it’s not an open invitation for you to come over and wave at me, telling me to move along because it’s not a parking spot, you rat.
I guess you just have to over compensate with your authority because you have one of the lowest, shitty weasel jobs the government has to offer. —Bastard Fish
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.


Awwwww muffin’ Get over yourself.
Did you look up to see if you were in a no stopping zone? I doubt the meter maid accused you of being parked there, unless you had actually shut off your car during those five seconds. In that case you’d be parked but who shuts off their car for 5 seconds.
I bet the time was a lot more than you stated and you got busted.
Wah wah wah.
This isn’t a bitch – it’s a nasally whine. You were in the wrong, 5 seconds or not. Shitting on someone’s job because they won’t accommodate you just shows what a self-entitled prick you are.
You were wrong. 5 seconds or 1 second. Still wrong.
When your girlfriend is 300+ lb, it wouldn’t kill her to walk a few meters.
Well, like EVERYTHING these days; this is obviously RACISM.
Wow, that actually made me laugh. Good work Basil.
Why is it that whenever someone gets a ticket, they were doing something for five seconds? They could be doing anything! But it always takes five seconds.
OP: suck it up,
they’re doing their job don’t get insulted when you were illegally parked. you’re in the wrong, not the parking guy.
parking and stopping are two different things.
unlike the other posters here (jerks) i’ll ask if you were in a no parking zone or was the meter maid being an ass?