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Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4 of it wasn’t your personality. Confused dumbass? I could spend hours explaining it to you, or I could make life easy and just raise my finger and move on. —I Lied, it Really Is
This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2012.
25 Comments
And you have a really smelly vag and stretch marked tits. My penis is average, soft and hard.
Hahaha, always go for the small penis line when it was adequate while you were fucking and sucking it ….. I love how the small dick comes up after the break-up……
Either the same dude has fucked half the city or half the guys in the city have a small dick…… who knew?
Koda, I like your style. Only after breaking up do I bring up the smelly vag and stretch marked tits, but the smelly vag usually causes the breakup so I forgive myself.
I have a Froodle =)
Koda, personality and a fat wallet will get you far.
So anywho, he’s dumb, personable, and has a small dick….so what’s the bitch?
😉
http://files.shroomery.org/files/11-12/075…
So he’s hung like a stud budgie.
Female budgies will love that ~;)
I was banging this bitch once, and she said she rode a guy with a dick the size of a medium baby carrot. The kind you get in the bag at the grocery store. LOL, First time in my life I felt like Tommy Lee. Giggidy!!
They say it’s not what you got but how you use it.
I’m told intelligent men make better lovers.
Lol SHITD!
Nice avatar Ivan! Nothing like a little eye candy to end the day! : D
>: )
That explains what Pamela saw in Tommy Lee. He would’ve had to be hung like a fucking horse and wide as all outside, to touch all 4 sides of her.
*sigh* Hung like a light switch………in the ‘off’ position.
FML
Women do tend to lie though to reassure some. It’s a touchy (insert smartass remark) subject for a lot of men.
ehhhh, ok. It’s a little amusing.
Don’t worry, vastie — the best sexual partner I ever had was a partner who wasn’t overly large. Certainly much smaller than my other partners. 🙂
“Women do tend to lie though to reassure some.”
So do men.
“Why no, those jeans do NOT make you look fat”
*Mental voice: “It’s your giant ass that does that”
>: )
it might not be his dick at all…. It could be her twat is as big as a house…. as big as a house
Hey Kitty…..How YOU doin’? 😉 lol
(I tease, I tease)
Way TMI on here. Besides you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. Some penises are small when flaccid but have a large network of blood vessels and become disproportionately huge when suitably aroused. : D
Not to change the subject but, a lot of women are insecure about the size of their breasts….There’s not many people on God’s green earth who are 100% secure with their body.
why would anyone put any credibility in a childish slur like this after a breakup?
meh! if someone wants to broadcast her ex’s penis size, buddy is much better off without her. and ditto the reverse. kindergarten behaviour. poopy-head! stinky-bum!
if you choose a jerk for a relationship, bad on you. if i had done something so foolish, i would keep my mouth closed, and not broadcast my foolish choice to all and sundry by trashing them afterwards.
So what his Johnson is small. Did he choose it? No. Chill the fuck out.
Immature woman’s first line of defense: he has a corn puff dick.
Come on, insulting the dick? How about the receding hair line, halitosis and the dirty fingernails? Let’s get out all of the issues and make it more interesting.