To the inbred piece of human dick-fungus who threw their pop at me when I was biking home from work down Lacewood drive:
Thanks for making my first day back after my best friend’s funeral so great. I hope that you live a long life filled with despair and STDs. Choke on that burger and go to hell. —Pissed-off Cyclist
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
People suck, OP. There’s no other explanation for this.
Sorry to hear about your friend. hope you’re coping well!
Sorry for your loss.
Pop bottles being launched at cyclists must be the new fad. This is not the first instance of unwanted soda missile attacks this summer. I ducked one a couple months ago. Must be open season on cyclists!
you haven’t lived large until you’ve been beaned with food, drink, gourds etc. while riding your 2 wheeler. sorry op dick-fungus is apparently quite common
Dick fungus-ery seems to be spreading rampantly throughout the streets of Halifax. Must be the heat and humidity making the fungusness thrive and spread their spores of dickiness.
“Spores of Dickiness” – You best copyright that Ralmn. It has hipster band name written all over it.
cranky, is that you out there. people throw shit because they don’t have a fucking brain in their head. what happens if you got corked in the face, drove into traffic, and got seriously hurt, would they wonder what the fuck they were doing then. probly not, just some douchebag shithead, with too much coke in them, and i don’t mean the kind you get from a can.
People have to listen to the warnings on “Mythbusters” that says “Do not try this at home”.
Interesting suggestion Mr. Ivan. There are about a gazillion bearded, Birkenstock clad, horn rimmed be-speckled, iron t-shirt clad hipster musician wannabes in my ‘hood who I can pitch the idea to. They too are breeding in Halifax.
…and by iron t-shirt, I meant – ironic t-shirt – of course. 😉
Wow. Hope he gets caught between the closing doors on his bus back to hell.
Kids nowadays have to learn to do stuff that’s very stupid but only hurts themselves, like throwing a lit match into a barrel full of gas while looking down the barrel.
I only throw stuff at cyclists when I see them disobeying the rules of the road when driving by. If you can’t stop at a stop sign or red light you’re getting an grape Crush to the bizzack. Just wait until the next Critical Mass; gonna be a bunch of Mountain Dew soaked chumps then.
See? Definitely an outright asshole.
Don’t make my do a Dr.-Pepper-By, oldhand…
I have no idea why but all I see is buddy chucking his steak at Napolean Dynamite…
it is true, it could always be worse.