To the sad puppy eyes, lost hobo with the yellow T-shirt: After disappearing for weeks, I finally saw you wandering up the street singing your heart out yesterday on Barrington. We were getting scared that you might have gotten heat stroke or something. I’ve had a toonie in my pocket for weeks. I hope you […]
Best wishes
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What the hell is your problem?
To the inbred piece of human dick-fungus who threw their pop at me when I was biking home from work down Lacewood drive: Thanks for making my first day back after my best friend’s funeral so great. I hope that you live a long life filled with despair and STDs. Choke on that burger and […]
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You got in by a shootout!
Flyers: You are the most awful team in the NHL. You’re fans are assholes, Pronger too. Your uniforms are ugly and so is your logo. I hate you. Montreal should have kicked your asses and I hope Chicago does now! —Habsfan