Why, girls, do you put your bus pass/fare in a wallet, in a purse, in a handbag and then at the bottom of a backpack under your books and all your other shit? You stunned bitches! Did you not know you were taking the bus that day? And to all assholes, why not dig the fucking thing out when waiting for the bus? Why wait for when you get on and hold us all up a little longer? Stupid shits. And to the lady with her daughter singing “Cecilia” two weeks ago, we are all so impressed. Thank you for subjecting us to that sad, self-serving display. Aren’t you special for teaching your brat to sing a S & G song. Mothers with your screeching jerk kids, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM! Put your fucking phones away and take notice of how your poorly brought up hasn’t-got-a-chance-with-you-as-a-mother future socially-assisted cracky is pissing us all off while you text away. And I can’t forget you smokers who butt your smoke just before getting on the bus…thank you for the stench it emits after you stick it behind greasy ear. Don’t be shocked when a pissed of stranger tells you to FUCK OFF AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OFF YOUR ARSE! And finally, to everyone who insists on opening a window on a bus that has great AC keeping us all cool in the summer heat, read up on how AC works then beat yourself senseless with the manual. Are you all ultra stupid or just a bunch of fucking dimwits? I think dimwits. —Mega Pissed Transit User
This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2012.
Someone’s off their meds.
Geez OB, did you leave anybody out? Let’s see…
How about the overweight unionized auto worker who installed the the seats on the bus. Sweating all over them and touching them with his greasy hands. Disgusting!
Or perhaps the smiling woman in the NSCC ad hanging over your head. Pretentious bitch actually thinking she’s better than you for getting an education and doing something with her life!
Maybe the rich fucker sitting in the Beemer next to you in traffic. That smug, holier-than-thou look on his face. Driving his luxury sedan while you’re forced to take the bus!
Lighten the fuck up, you shit pump. You’ll live longer.
Check that. On second thought, rage away. You’ll do us all a favour by checking out early with a deep arterial thrombosis.
OP Clearly thought riding the bus would be glamorous…
It doesn’t take joining the ridership for very long to come across all this.
Oh, and the people who put their shit on an empty seat… that IS the only stupid people group you missed.
I, personally, can’t stand when I get on a (usually ridiculously) packed bus and no-one has the braincells to open some fucking windows. It’s humid and sticky and I’m crammed in close quarters…. sweat runnin’ down the crack of my ass like Niagara… open em up and get some air flowing FFS.
Been there, zZz and ABSOLUTELY agree! Nothing worse than standing on a steaming bus with a tropical micro climate, front to back with the masses, and having sweat leak out of places you didn’t even know you could sweat from. You just want to shower the second you get home.
S&G song, should wait to cross from HFX to Dartmouth, might sing Bridge Over Trouble Water, time to chill OP
Methinks its time to invest in a car. This bussing it has you near stroke level. But your in the right place today for some good laughs!!! Hope your day gets better and i do sympathize.
that shit always amazes me too. why do females do that? are they afraid to get robbed? hello, if i was going to rob you, pack, purse and all that is gone, fucking dildoheaded bitches.
I suspect the “Mega Pissed Transit User” is “Just Fucking Sick of It”…Somebody is having a reeeeeally bad day!
I completely agree with this post. I can’t stand people who bring their kids out in public when the child constantly ends up making a scene.. Find another way to ship him or her around that doesn’t inflict headaches on others.. there is a kid on the bus that I take.. his mother who looks like a stoned hockey player with a mullet, she just carries him around and babies the shit out of him., which is NO help meanwhile, he’s yelling and screaming and running around on the bus.. he’s ANNOYING. This other man, he always sits in the seat nearest to the aisle so that no one will sit with him!!! on a 5 PM PACKED BUS.. i can’t fucking stand people. Public transit or not..its not meant to be glamorous, that is correct, and its not the actual transit system, its the idiots who take it. Why is it that people who take a bus are almost expected to be losers.. I find that funny. I am not a ‘low life”, I make over 20 dollars an hour, I have a car, I just chose to bus to work as parking downtown is near impossible and the bus is so much faster, they can even manipulate lights to change if they catch a red on some routes. I am educated, polite, clean.. and I don’t see how common decency is so much to ask for from other transit users..
C’mon OB…don’t hold it in & let it stew…. tell us what you really think !
L O L
Coastreviewer, most of us are…
It only takes one or two rotting veggies to spoil the broth.
You may have more luck taking off-peak-hour buses.
Less people overall means a better chance for less STUPID people.
Lol @ “shit pump”! Ohhhh, Avast, you slay me!
lol I try, Miss Hezz, I try. 😉
Ugh, today I was stuck on the bus forever in traffic, trying not to puke… I’ve been sick for the past week but decided to drag myself into work. The people sitting behind me were going on and on about how one of them had a stomach flu and kept talking about all the food they ate and I just wanted to die… then the bus broke and I had to walk for a bit. It wasn’t so bad though, I got to get some nice, fresh, Bayers Road air.
I guess OP must be trying to tell us that taking the bus is not all it’s cracked up to be. I’m really quite surprised.
you wanna see shitty people, GO TO Toronto!! go ride the hellhole that is TTC…
Seriously, MetroTransit is pretty good, nicer drivers & CLEAN BUSES!! WHOOT!!
my one & ONLY bitching point, the strollers!!! holy crap people you do NOT need a damm SUV stroller or a ‘jogging’ stroller!!
also when parking said conveience in the bus get a bloody brain cell PLEASE do NOT park it in the front walkway!! its the NARROWEST part of the bus between the wheelwells, are you THAT STUPID??
strollers make kids lazy, get the little buggers outta there as soon as you can, THEY NEED TO LEARN TO WALK!! no wonder the kids of today are fat & lazy for the most part…
toronto, young st night bus…that is all
paingirl…
I just moved outta that hellhole june 25th, thankfully not ever having to deal with the TTC night buses again!
oh my gosh, that makes me get nasty thoughts of being a blind person & navigating the TTC Subways during rush hour, can you say NASTY!!
get a car then, you self-entitled twat.
Or kill yourself. Whichever your misery funds more easily.
seriously put your fucking headphones on and shut the fuck up. You were a tantrumy kid too, i bet. Because self-entitled asshats are what they grow up to be.