To the idiot driving the blue and white four door Neon with the fart cannon who almost ran me off Portland Street on Sunday. Are you really that unaware of your surroundings? I was driving behind you and changed lanes behind you and you still didn’t notice me?
Just because the left lane came to a stop for the people who were turning left doesn’t mean you can change lanes when you see fit. You would have wrote off your $500 dollar car if you hit me. Just because you spent more than the total value of your car on a stereo and exhaust doesn’t mean it’s a race car or you have more rights than the rest of us. Tame it down, and stop being a douche.
Your lesson for today is, when you change lanes do a shoulder check. Jack ass. —The Guy You Almost Hit
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.
that’s the problem with these little shitbox cars, the shit in and on them, cost more than the when the car was new. and as to the crappy little farty things that make the obnoxious noises, they are just plain stupid to have.
it doesn’t make your car or you, any better looking, sexier, or more intelligent. just the opposite, it makes you look like a loser the is trying to compensate for low esteem or a lot more. get a life you fucking losers.
if you want something to make a noise, then get a full throated fucking harley.
Haha “fart cannon!” There are so many of those around. Seriously, though, there are so many dis-respectful drivers in Halifax and it’s getting worse by the year. City council needs to grow some balls and make parts of the city pedestrian and bikes only.
i always thought that there wasn’t sposed to be a noise made by the xhaust system of a car, and that’s why they were called mufflers, to muffle the fucking noise. a friend got a ticket awhile back for a noisy muffler, had a small hole in it due to lousy maitenence on the roads. he took it to court, and the judge threw it out, on account of the noise those shitty cars now are allowed to make.
“I was driving behind you and changed lanes behind you”
I don’t have a degree in physics, but wouldn’t that make you the driver? He must have been changing lanes in front of you if you were behind him. Just saying.
Campana, I take it as douche in front, OP in back who knows left lane is ending as a turning lane so OP changed to the right lane an started to speed up thinking douche was slowing to turn left at the intersection… only the douche either a. blows through the stop and just tried to veer back into the right lane to keep going straight… or b. tried to swerve over before the lane ended… both scenarios push the OP into the ditch were he beside said douche.
And there’s nothing wrong with performance exhausts… but on a neon? what the fuck for?
I definitely do not think NEON when thinking of performance.
zZz. Thank you for clearing that up. Again Neon?! I see that so often. Don’t forget the dweebs that have their sub-woofers woofing so loud it shakes the car and everything around it. Really helpful when an emergency vehicle is approaching you with a siren.
And the dickheads driving with those fuckin hoodies on. Great way to reduce your vision.
You would have ‘written off’ your $500 car – not ‘wrote off’. My bitch for the day.