OK, now that I have been reading the responses to these bitches, I have grown fearful of NOT taking action. So far, this week, I have told off the bus driver, phoned the cops on my neighbour, smashed out the tailights of a car that violated my 3ft zone on my bicycle, door slammed a jay walker, dumped a cold coffee into the drive thru speaker because the debit machine was broken, used a slingshot to return poop to an ingorant dog walker AND I didn’t tip the waitress with a snotty ‘tude. —Please Send Money, I Need a Good Defense Lawyer
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
Well aside from vandalizing the car, I’d say you’ve learned well from us young Padawan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlMmwOq7U8…
Your list is nothing but childish behaviour ….. the part about a cold coffee while at the drive-thru is bullshit …. and why throw a tantrum because the debit machine wasn’t working? Surely there was a toonie in your car somewhere ………. moron!
Well played, OP.
loverly OP, git yerself a dashing avatar.
Don’t worry OB. Help is only a phone call away:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhd0ju1ODB1…
😀 I love it!
no one said it would be easy o.p., as to a lieyar, try legal aid.
Sounds like someone is letting their Tyler Durden show.
Viva la revolucion!!
don’t worry…
if you do not have one, one will be appointed for you.
likely the shittiest one they can drag up.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vs1uvLo8-5w/SqgD…
Run for Office, I’ll vote for you GUARANTEE!!!
Having difficulty distinguishing dreams from reality? Schizophrenia =)
You need the “Fat Ally McBeal”…I represented maself in court 3 time and dem charges never stuck! I’m only a paralegal student but my rates be cheap (almost proboner)
Yeh. Well you didn’t try posting a bitch three times wondering what happen about the bitches between the 1st and 7th of August, not to have it posted.
Well, ya know, resistance is futile. Welcome, OB1of23,414. Never underestimate the power of The Coast collective.
Thanks for the chuckle.