I’ve been at the same job for almost 3 years now and I wanted to make a career of it, but if YOU remain here much longer, that isn’t going to happen.
For fuck’s sake man, this is an office, and what I thought was a job with some professionalism involved. The last thing I want to see when I go into the coffee room is your saliva covered “grillz” (I had to look up the name on Wiki) sitting on the counter whilst you eat a fucking scone with your feet up. If I had a good pair of latex gloves, I’d pick the fuckers up and throw them out the window.
And for fuck’s sake, please stop referring to your shoes as ‘shit kickers’. House of Pain did that one eons ago. Plus, they are fucking Dockers from Sears. Arnold Palmer wears the same thing.
I’m very near quitting my job, which I love so much, so please, I beg of you, leave!! If not, then there is a very good chance that after I hand in my resignation letter, I will rip each and every one of the plastic ‘diamonds’ off the door handles of your Aveo on my way to my minivan in our car park. —Bigbsy
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.
wigger?
An Arnold Palmer insult?! YES!!!
Don’t quit, get the loser fired!
Ha, the mental images here are great. Do you work in a rap video?
I’ve never seen people wear fronts on their teeth in a professional place around here. Hints on where you work OP?
Grills, Dockers and scones…
I can’t quite rap my head around the combination, but it’d make for an interesting workday.
Report him. Halifax doesn’t need those yo-yo hommie wannabee gangsters in an office environment. Give him a gun and send him back to Spryfield, Sackville, Preston, or whatever rock he crawled out from.
Clearly HKM, Bigsby’s homeboy enjoys all the meats of our cultural stew. Bet he’s a scrawny little white guy with Proclaimer’s glasses who works in A.R.
There is just something so hilarious about the image of a guy so tough that he thinks it’s cool to wear grillz . . . but who is having a lovely scone on his coffee break. Or is that a tea break?
…dem accounts payabo bitches be a bunch o wack muhfuggahs”. Okay i’m “sampling” Herbert Kornbluth from The Onion. but it still fits
Affirmative Action at it’s finest.
minivan owner rager oooowwwww
ahhahhaha
i love when people blame someone else as to why they cant do something they really want. Yeah, its an annoying person at work, we all have that. But have them MAKE you leave your job? I think you are being the idiot here.
Someone needs an ESL course.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Awesome question, Davie, just awesome!!!!!
“What’s ESL?”
Aaaaaaaaaaaa ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha PERFECT.
(*Falling all about the place*)
Yer crackin’ me up now, kiddo!
Ya don’t need to Google it, Dumbass Davie.
There isn’t a person on the planet who doesn’t know what “ESL” means. (Unless, of course, they NEED ESL class . . . like you obviously do.)
Really, I would never have guessed that English was a language you had some knowledge of.
Why don’t you try using it here for a bit? The practice would be good for you!
NEWSFLASH: We’re ALL gonna die…troll included.
Hopefully Mod 4.0 will virtually kill off today’s troll sooner rather than later.
“Ya don’t need to Google it, Dumbass Davie.”- LMFAO
‘E’s a right sharp one, i’n’e Balls?
Sorry it took so long folks, you may not know (or care) but this mod job actually involves a lot more than just moderation. I was wrapped up for a chunk of the day and when i got back i was blown away by the level of yuck I encountered. Our ‘friend’ is gone for now, if we’re lucky s/he won’t come back. Unlikely I know, but I’m trying to be a glass half-full kind of girl. I’ll be on the lookout for re-offenders over the weekend, and posting new content, between playing wii with my wee.
happy friday…
Yeah, I saw the ad for moderator, and I thought, hey, that’s looks a fun job…
then I saw the list of expectations…
Good luck with that.
If you can pull it off without quitting or going insane before 6 months are up, you’re a much better woman than me (which isn’t saying much, of course).
= P
Thanks Mod 4.0 for the yuck removal!
I’m actually really loving the job, minus trolls like the last one. It’s fun and interesting, and gets me connecting with tons of super peeps, although a little hectic at times – like earlier today. But being busy is a great way to not get bored.
And so you LTWWBers know I’m your moderator so let me know what you think, but if possible can it be constructive criticism? Please? 🙂
I think things were run well in the past with Tim and Andy, so nothing much needs to change. There will always be the occasional troll that needs their account deleted but overall I think the Mod shouldn’t have to do too much policing of the comments. This community is pretty good at either politely educating noobs about what’s acceptable or mocking them into submission or taking a hike. The less you need to interfere, the better. So far so good in my opinion.
The best thing the Mod can do to make this place run smoothly is post new bitches frequently, preferably in the AM so we can comment on them during the day when everyone is around. That generates better discussion.
And thanks again for taking out the trash. That last troll was a doozie.
Allow the C word, sweetpea. If it can be used in the Vagina Dialogues, we should have the right to use it here. Maybe it’s because I’m an old broad who knows words are just that, words – sticks and stones et al – it’s a lot less offensive than someone spewing nasty remarks about race or sexual preference.