Thank you for being a friend! It was so great to get together with you. I’d missed our jams and chats. I think you’re kind and talented and sincere and you deserve all the happiness in the world. Stay sweet! —Legs
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.


The first thing I thought when I saw this was Bea Arthur circa. Golden Girls, and I smiled. Then I remembered her awful singing in the Star Wars Holiday Special. Ah well.
screw the big gift…. just give them the car.
but don’t write all that crap on it, unless it’s a removable decal or something.
that’s more than enough for a present.
doesn’t even have to be new… just not stolen.
z… maybe the gift is a large box with the car keys in it….
not much of a surprise with the car attached.
I think the OP meant to say ‘card’ not car….
jus sayin
aaah makes sense now i guess?
oh mind snap, stop being so sensical…
they ‘clearly’ meant they were giving someone a car if they threw a party….
🙂
Why don’t we throw a party and find out? I hear someone’s got a back deck and a blender :p
well, luckily I don’t know many people so inviting them all to my place wouldn’t really be that much trouble… a little cramped though. and parking would be tough.
perhaps someone else’s place with a bit more room and a balcony not all ghetto’d out with pigeon rope would make a better venue. Unless my place was the warm up to some bitch-crawl, and we head downtown to a pub or something.
my house is teeny tiny but i have a huge yard…just have to wait for it to dry out and do some poop scooping