Title says it all
I am such a moron
Sometimes
People are just the worst.
—Amazing Guy (Just Not Amazing Enough, Apparently)
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
People are just the worst
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Obviously you’re just not as amazing as me. I am Captain Amazing.
oh capitan my capitan, q., did you check out the chick by the source at the square, selling trinkets. man she is a honey, and friendly too. bet if you asked for a number, you would get it. luck to you bro. the dark haired one, not the light haired, she’s a bitch, snotty.
that’s not even a haiku…
grow some fucking balls
get out there and meet people
now you’re amazing
poof
(btw, I agree. People are the worst…. )
i’m guessing you have the nice guy syndrom thing for which tere is only one cure:time; in time when the “babes” get sick of type A assholes they will come and you’ll be waiting:)
yeah, when they’re all saggy and looser than bucket of fishing worms…
can’t wait.
There is a difference between being a nice guy, and smothering someone. Girls like to be pursued, they want to know they’re desired. Nice guys dont finish last, pussies finish last because most women, allbeit they dont like to admit it, want a man, they want to feel safe. Smothering someone by blowing rainbows up their ass won’t cut it. Where is the thrill of the chase? The pent up sexual tension? Be a nice guy, but have a spine…
yes.. be a nice guy.. and have a hard, rippling body… and a dong you can play golf with…
and be all sexy and smooth….
oh yeah, and be nice.
hmmmm, one of these things is not like the other….
one of these things just doesn’t belong….
that was such a turn on, z…
you hunk.
You know zZz, some of us can maintain our bodies (no juice req) and still be considered nice guys… As for the “dong”, good genes fill out good jeans, not much you can do about that…
you can’t say that you are amazing. you have to be amazing and then people will tell you. nobody who is actually amazing would say that they were amazing. and people who are amazing also know that hearing people say that you are amazing is really pointless anyway.
but people can be the worst. and the best. it’s why i hate them. they are so unpredictable. and you may be a moron at times. but i’m sure that you have the ability to be the opposite of that too. so. i don’t know. have fun though.