I was on the #1 yesterday, heading downtown to see some friends, and I was wearing my army fatigues that I picked up at a thrift store. Then you came, sat down across from me, started blabbing about your boy troubles and how you love [insert shitty pop band here] on your cellphone. When you finally shut up, you looked at me and said “Did you like, steal your jacket off a dead guy’s corpse, or like, something?” I said yes, of course, but what I left out was, that not only was your question completely stupid and redundant, but it was grammatically incorrect. Now, before you ask any more stupid questions, do us all a favour, and don’t. —Sincerely, You’re a Wiener and Should Probably Stop Talking
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
Some people are just mindless askholes, OB. Try to be polite, or just ignore them. But be nice! 🙂 You should try earbuds in public, if you don’t like conversations.
a female captain….
hahahah, that’s funny.
these kids are the future?
really?
I mean, REALLY?
and i guess you are the end all of any situation? fucked in the head i would say that you are. speak not ill of the dead, for they have a way of coming back to haunt you.
This bitch was redundant.
“speak not ill of the dead, for they have a way of coming back to haunt you.”
I don’t expect much from your posts…
but that statement is just completely asinine.
they have no way, no means, no chance of affecting you in any way/shape/form.
But he seent it Zed!!
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