To the guy at the gym who seems to think that oozing pools of sweat onto the floor beneath his stationary bike from within the slimy confines of his rubber workout suit and hoody is a mark of achievement to be shared with fellow gym-goers, think again. It’s just plain wrong. It’s off-putting and unhygienic and a slip-and-fall accident waiting to happen. YOU know you’re sweating, YOU know your workout is working, is it really necessary to share it with the rest of us? Put a towel down! You’ve taken the rudeness of bodily fluids to a new level. —Gag Me With Your Sweat
This article appears in May 24-30, 2012.
Take the damn rubber suit off, sweathog! LOL are these bitches hilarious today or am I just drunk?
Does he look like this, OP? http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2636/vl…
I was thinking it was this guy, ‘matron:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/pulp_67a8…
It would explain why he’s at the gym, no?
And yeah, they misspelled role.
we spent 2 million dollars to build a fake lake for the G8 summit when we could have had this guy and his buds just sweat one out for free?
god damn it… waste not, want not,
bloody Harper
Ew.
Rubber suit??? In a gym? Sounds more like happy hour at a fetish bar. Getting himself ready for some slide and glide, I guess.
Joshing aside, dude should clean up his drip act in a shared workout environment for many reasons – several noted by the OB.
Ummm… complain to the GYM?!
no good can come out of a rubber suit…
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/rubber-suit…
Some people work out in rubber suits or other non-breathable fabrics because they figure they sweat more, thus lose more weight. I know someone who works out with a garbage bag on under their t shirt.
Dumb asses be getting dehydration and shit.
doesn’t sound healthy, sounds smelly
kill it..kill it with fire..
Haaa PK, that’s gross! I bet they make a swooshing sound when they move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fr5ByQo5TI
Dear, society:
You annoying, fucking pussy. Stop whining about the dumbest shit.
-Bis-kwee in France
i thought you’d post that mel. i was thinking his runners must get quite soggy
Rubber (Neoprene) suit? Are you fuckin kidding me? Probably goes home to wring out his tightie-whities or his yellowie-brownies.
another case of asshole in wrong place and time. stay the fuck home and get a home gym. why the fuck are you idiots so fucking dense lately? you know this is gonna happen sometime, so why the fuck whine and cry and make a bitch out of it. you are a fucking loser in the brain department.
Could be a professional athlete attempting to make weight for a competition. There’s plenty out there: boxers, wrestlers, MMA fighters, kick boxers.
I sweat like a son-of-a-gun at the gym (sans rubber suit) and I leave a lot of sweat on the floor. I never clean that up like I do the equipment. With the comments here, I may have to reconsider that.
So don’t step in it and get over yourself!