This is a big F-you to the woman in the Young Street grocery store that had the nerve to make rude noises at me and then get in the same line up just so she could call me a tramp and be rude. I had on a dress with a collar that was knee length and showed no cleavage or anything. It also had sleeves and was work appropriate. When I asked her why she called me (a total stranger) a tramp she said it was because I have a tattoo. Apparently a tattoo of a spider makes me a tramp. I would have hated to see what would have been said had she seen all my tattoos that were covered. Oh well though…it takes a tramp to know a tramp and I’m pretty sure you’re the dirty kind instead since you’re not the tattooed type. What do you do, collect diseases? —Tattooed Tramp

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  1. And, OP – you should have pulled back with a look of distaste and said something along the lines of “6 different kinds of cockbreath. Shoplift some Scope, Sweetie”

  2. i have a greyhound tattoo, which you’ve seen but it’s more like a cave drawing. this one will be a portrait of the beloved hound, probably the biggest one i will have

  3. Tramp stamp….

    If I was a woman I’d get a tramp stamp of a really difficult sudoku just to confuse the fuck out of whatever guy was back there.

  4. Painey – Nice. We’ll need a special Premiere Summit when you’ve healed. >: )

    ‘zilla – That’s a better choice than “Happy Father’s Day” >: 0

  5. Sing it if ya know the tune: “When the ink hits your hide, art and dermis collide…tat’s amore’.”

  6. The next generation will be more forgiving and accepting of tattoos…
    I’ve given up on the geezers.

  7. Should have perhaps said to her – “Well, Tramp Sistah, what were the tell tale signs back in the day when YOU worked the Dockyard Gates?” However, best to just let it roll and take the high road and not lower yourself to her place in the gutter, and just let her wallow in her own misery.

    The nerve of some people and what they say to folks just minding their own business in a public place. Considering all the crap that goes on in this burg and that cow has nothing better to do than annoy people who are doing nothing to her – yeesh.

  8. If she’s offended by every tattoo she sees, that bitch is gonna be in for a hard life. Bitch need to go back to the commune and churn some butter wait for her turn to suck her husbands dick and fuck off with her puritan mennonite self! lol

  9. haha, imagine if she confused the maritime tattoo festival, with the nova scotia international tattoo

  10. And people wonder why the youth of today have no respect for others … ’cause they have asshole adults like the big mouthed, judgemental woman at the grocery store to guide them through life.

    OB, in my experience, dealing with people like that by rising above is far more effective than coming down to their level … although I probably would have shook my head, laughed in her face and went on with my business. People like that aren’t worth my time.

  11. OP. Just plainly come out and tell her to mind her own feckin business.

    Maybe she thought it was a spider that crawled out of the fruit from Panama.

    Give her a rude noise from your bum…that’ll shut her up.

  12. good hing you didn’t have a tat of my big cock on you, she would have went thru the roof. especially if it was to scale, with the inches marked off.

  13. I’ll echo Cranky and ask if the woman making those remarks was a little touched. That’s way,way,way out of line. She may also be an arachnophobiac.

  14. You could’ve said, Thanks for the comment, I always care what cunts think of me.

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