Dear Residents of HRM, I will be wearing short shorts all summer. Like I did last summer. I don’t know if you forgot, but you may as well stop scowling at me and pointing and laughing at me now… or it’s going to be a long summer for all of us. —I Wear Short Shorts

This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.

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  5. i wear shorts too sometimes, and if anyone laughs at me, and i know that they are. i just tell them, hey, at least i feel nice and comfortable in the heat, while they swelter away, then i laugh at them.

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  7. actually, i have to wear shorts with longer legs, because of things that hang too long and far below the normal ones. yes guys, it can be a curse sometimes.

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  12. —–
    it can be a curse sometimes
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    Especially when it exists.

    Wear snow pants all summer. Noone wants to smell that rotten ballbag.

    Wp

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  13. These creamy white thighs will be rockin my booty shorts this summer too. I hope ya’ll like cottage cheese!

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