I don’t know what full grown girls have against flushing the damn toilet after taking a shit, but ya’ll need to get the fuck over it. I only have 15 minutes before class, I already spend 10 of them waiting for you motherfuckers to get out of the bathroom, and fight through a sea of bitches staring at themselves in the mirror giving themselves the duck face just so I can go pee, so when I finally reach my destination of the bathroom stall, you better believe I don’t want to see your nasty ass crap floating around in there. It takes two seconds to flush the toilet, it’s not like you’re hiding a secret by not flushing, The sound doesn’t give anything away, the smell left behind by letting it marinate in there speaks for itself. Do us all a favour and use that bachelor of arts brain you are working on and if it’s BROWN, flush it DOWN. —Bathroom Bitch
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
this is beyond disgusting, how can you not flush? it takes a second out of your life. probably the same turds who don’t signal
What the hell?!? Seriously?!? http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/origin…
thanks agent 195, my sentiments exactly
Are they floaters that won’t go down?
I had an old ass co worker once when I worked in the government who came in my office I shared with the other co op student and started ranting about the little tiny balls of shit that never flush down the damn turlet no matter how many times you flush.
What I especially love are the bitches who can’t flush after wiping and they’re clearly on their periods (or they get blood on the seat and don’t wipe it off. Worse still are the ones who don’t flush after they’ve taken a tampon out.
I even had a friend once who told me he took one of his roommates’ clothes out of the dryer once and it had a melted pad stuck to her underwear. NASTY.
Girls are fucking GROSS and I’m glad I don’t live with any.
Gag!!! I too wish that more ‘ladies’ would just do us all the favour of turning around, scoping things out and cleaning up before exiting the stall. Unless the place is on fire or the damn toilet won’t flush … there is absolutely no need for anyone to leave behind remnants for others to see and deal with.
Maybe she had a rip raw experience with some huge black dude on the weekend and it’s actually a tampon she pulled out of her ass.
these TMI bitches as of late have gone to a truly sinister place.
I was gonna make a ‘crack’ about this ‘period’ in LTWWB history…
but I think I’ve had enough of this ‘flowing’ debate.
i was dealing with it, til seb’s comment. perhaps we could have some barfing bitches, give the place some class
you’re craving bulemia?
You’re one sick witch, breadlady.
WTF is up with you women? You’re not flushing, so are you even wiping? and you can’t understand why we are sometimes reluctant to put our faces down there…
Not all of us neglect basic personal hygiene routines, Bluenoser.
Some women don’t even take a crap in public!
My apologies PK, it was just an observation and was not meant to generalize the fairer sex, but while I’m at it, perhaps we an get you girls to start doing a little more maintenance down there too? lol The term ‘Hair Pie’ is so 80’s!!
you know it’s bad when bluenoser can smell ya all the way from BC…
You have to stop picking up women at the occupy Van protest Bluenoser. Zing.
Actually FS it was Victoria, but I guess I should have been prepared when I noticed the hair on her legs was braided…
…and those weren’t shoplifted ferrets she had under her arms , were they BN? >: 0
Kudos to Seb for taking Hemingway’s advice to struggling writers. “Write what you know, it makes you look like less of a wanker”
I believe I mentioned it here before…when I was in junior & high school I worked part time for a floor/window cleaning company…womans bathrooms were the nastiest !
“Some women don’t even take a crap in public!” I hope not, you can get arrested for that.
Pee on toilet seats, unflushed poo. I know, no matter how bad I have to go, I’m not going to duck into the ladies room.
next time you see this, and the bitch exiting the stall, yell in a very loud voice, WHAT A GROSS FUCKING PIG THE LAST ONE IN HERE WAS. maybe the rest don’t know of this person, but doing what i said, will surely bring some attention to them from now on.
And MEN are pigs?! Nasty cunts!
Considering one of my summer jobs a considerable number of years ago involved janitorial work in an airport, I can say that I’ve seen/had to clean things that could have likely squicked out David Cronenberg. Not only do a good number of people pay little consideration to hygiene and to the tidiness of public facilities after using them, some of them seemingly “erupt” post-landing.
Hygiene, people, learn it.