Elope???? Are you deluded? We weren’t dating. We have never had any intimate contact. We were not even FRIENDS. You spent all of your time telling me how I was “emotionally and physically unwell” and “emotionally distant and cold.” You are critical, rude and ignorant. I’m fit, healthy and well; you’re covered in some incurable jungle fungus from Asia and suffering from pneumonia every other month. I am already in love with someone and you tried to convince me he was worthless.
Move on please, not interested. —Little Bird
This article appears in Oct 8-14, 2015.


Were you called a cocksucker? I reference a previous bitch…
None of this makes sense… If there was no established relationship then I suspect no one proposed marriage let alone eloping.
Another example of a fake bitch.
Lol I dunno ghost, coulda been one of those “nice guys” with a fedora that he tips to call women “M’lady” and shit cause “bros” are worthless and don’t treat women right….. TEE heheheheheheheeeeee they are fun and cringey to watch…like a train wreck. On a serious note, this guy sounds crazy and it looks like someone’s gonna have a stalker in a year when this guy blows his lid over the one that got away in his mind.
I guess Asian jungle fungus is contagious and causes stupidity.
This is definitely a bogus b*tch.
I’m like…. 80% sure I know who this bitch references and I can say if I am correct it is most decidedly not fake.
Sounds legit to me.
“The absence of love is the most abject pain.”, Nosferatu the Vampire.
Great film