People who wear their pants too short, socks with sandals , ‘fad phrases’ such as : “Just saying”, “faded”, “deuces” and anything else started by someone else. People who put “because *insert stupid reason here* as every caption of a Facebook photo, teenagers who think its cool to take pictures of themselves smoking out of a crack pipe, or smoking Mary -J. Men who think its impressive to act gay.. trust me, its not gonna have the same outcome as women acting like lesbians in front of you, we are not as simple minded, PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS, bad breath, bad teeth, bad hair, hoarders. Block heals, women who try to make straight leg jeans look like skinny jeans under some boots.. just buy the real thing, saggy ass pants, gappy teeth, dirty fingernails, dirty bathrooms, garlic breath, annoying accents. People who end everything they say as if it was a question????, people who ask for something and then proceed to say why they want to know..nobody asked why, just ask for what you want, then listen for the answer, then fuck off. I could go on.. but I’m annoyed with typing this shit out. Have a fuckin annoying day to everyone who’s guilty of any of this. —:)
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2012.
Fat people who order a diet coke with their hamburger meal. Women who wear yoga pants as a form of office attire. Men with back/chest hair crawling out of their shirt collars like a lion’s mane. Welfare people too lazy to get off their asses. Occupy Nova Scotia protestors. Gay men who are effeminate….you’re a man, act like it and butch up.
HAHAHAHAH good add-on Sebastian. I like. And I cant stand that “occupy ns” shit.. who the fuck thought of this . ew.
Oh, it’s you again. :/
“People who end everything they say as if it was a question????”
That also burns my bonnet.
i hate it when my socks creep down in my boots and slip off my heel. they get bunched up behind my toes…fwp
oh oh! Can i post my list?
Random annoyances:
YOU.
“we are not as simple minded” … I’m not feelin it from the bitch, just sayin… Ha!
Isosceles_kramer, its interesting how 90% of your ‘2 cents’ are always self righteous, ‘be all end all’ types that involve you never really thinking about being in the shoes of OP.. everything this person wrote I agree with.. except for gay men? do you mean straight gay men who ‘act’ gay? or gay men who act like they’re on fire. I assume you mean the straight men who do the bro-love shit. indeed it is annoying and confusing.
LEAVE I_K ALLLLOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS”
Also creams my corn
😛
LOL @ creams my corn
People who don’t know how to merge, either in a car or on foot. Instead of slipping in seamlessly, they stop just where and when they shouldn’t, causing a huge clusterfuck.
Hoo-boy, that really steams my clams.
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lmao
steams my clams.. lol if not for the context I would think that meant it turned you on. Ha!
oh, you shore raised boys with your ontological references…
nah, it’s not me, like because, i never like say like orr because,like because it’s like not cool. because if it was like cool, like then because llike everyone would like doing it because like it was like cool. ( fuck that even hurt my both brains)
The hater’s back. I’ve never seen a man try to impress people by acting gay, no never.
I have a few …
People who squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the middle … I always feel compelled to ‘fix’ it.
People who feel the need to tell me that smoking is bad for my health … really, I totally missed the picture of the black lung in my elementary text book.
People who use big words in the wrong context just because they want to sound smart … just an FYI that it doesn’t work, so please stick with what you know.
People who try to be something they’re not in an attempt to impress others … love who you are and if someone doesn’t like you, it’s not the end of the world.
When I read something I’ve posted and I’ve spelled something incorrectly, or it’s obvious that I was thinking two things at the same time and what I’ve written doesn’t make sense … a big ‘fuck me’ and head shake at myself, I need to make more of an effort to proof read.
The fact that hair grows on parts of my body where I would rather it didn’t … it takes a lot of time to remove that shit.
Yeah … that’s enough.
Oh wait, one more … assholes … they really annoy me too.
“Isosceles_kramer, its interesting how 90% of your ‘2 cents’ are always self righteous, ‘be all end all’ types that involve you never really thinking about being in the shoes of OP”
AMEN.
Triple Amen.
Though rumour has it she is very beautiful, so she can be forgiven for getting what she wants with her looks. (read with Stewie Griffin voice)
Wp
You know what really annoys me? People who are dense as fuck and get mad at you when you say something they don’t understand.
And people who tell you to call them back, but are constantly unavailable. This happens SO many times at work.
lol me too, PK. I get people who give me a 1-800 and an extension to call them back and 100 out of 100 times I can’t reach them on that number and the person I do reach has no idea who the person I’m trying to reach is. Doesn’t everyone have a cell phone these days? Fawk..
Well, I now have a policy for myself and my assistant: we call back once and leave a message if they’re not there and then it’s out of our hands. If they need assistance from us they can make all the effort after that. 🙂