I do not know what a CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER is. I have read some of the previous LOVE THE WAY WE LOVE and it has mentioned about the creepy bus driver stalker. Who would want to be labelled as a CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER anyways. I personally do not see any bus driver that is even worth stalking alone having that name labelled on them. I used to travel by metro transit but I have not used the HRM bus service in almost three years. I travel by car now. I really feel sorry for this person who has an atricious name like that hanging over his or her head. Why are you so mean. Oh well, I hope that his or her feelings are not hurt. I hope that this person gets everything that he or she wants for the Holiday Season. Maybe the bus driver or bus drivers who have labelled this person CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER should get together for a snack and become friends. You know life is too short to be making fun of another person. ARE YOU MR. BUS DRIVER OR MR. BUS DRIVERS ALL THAT AND SO PERFECT. That is all. —Chesty
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.
we love the creepy bus stalker, that’s why we gave her a cool name
at least we hope it’s a ‘her’
Of course bus drivers are not perfect, neither are those who use that shitty service. OB, you were wise to buy a car. Pity the rest of those people don’t wake up.
Chesty Morgan, is that you? How’s Busty LaRue doing these days? Still dragging her tits in a wagon?
Bus drivers…….. the reason hemorrhoid products were created. The Wrath of Grapes descend these Captains of the People Carrier.
Who aspires to such a lofty role in the world? Are school guidance counselors recommending such a nasty job to their wayward young? Similar to the garbage man who totes away the garbage…… oh dear, I came full circle as this is the same job!
excellent koda, that was brilliant. don’t forget the hazmat suits
There was a lovely young driver man driving the 90 one evening. He was pretty cool and he seemed cute, I didn’t want to stare at him to take a better look but he was gabbing with the old ladies the whole time they were on the bus and even stopped where he wasn’t supposed to so they could get to their church easier, teeheee. Although, they’ll probably expect this service from now on and have a hissy fit if other drivers don’t comply. Oh, but I wouldn’t stalk him, but that’s just me.
Not sure if trolling…
http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uplo…
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“Chesty”
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Pictures, or it didn’t happen…
(eyebrows waggling furiously)
Wpaul
“Likes bewbies”
I need my eyes checked… I read that as “Likes pewbies” :/
sounds like you definitely need part of your head checked….
whether it’s the eyes or otherwise … that’s for the doctors to decide.
http://www.outabodixp.com/wp-content/uploa…
OK, Sorry. So from here on in, we’ll just call you Chesty.
The one and only….
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/35/ch…
CHESTY MORGAN! She’d give me a run, hike and dash for my moola.
If you’ll excuse me, I suddenly find it necessary to retire to my bedchamber…
Udderly ridiculous.
Yeah, that’s like one of those silly Russian airplanes from the 1930s. Just severely impractical overkill with no useful purpose:
http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/aircraft…
Holy crap! Could she stand up straight?
Only with a forklift and shopping cart.
Ahh the classics…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLrVXqHEaHg
Oh Yesss! Hugo . Russ Meyer. Any man whose twin fixations were Nazi’s and large breastesses is, well, for lack of a better word – ME!
He was a combat cameraman in the European theatre and actual footage that he shot was used in “Patton”.
He supposedly photographed a group of condemned criminals in a military prison in England who were offered the chance to redeem themselves in combat. He told his friend, novelist E.M. Nathanson, the story and Nathanson turned it into a bestseller – “The Dirty Dozen.”
OB, have you met every driver? I’m sure PDG is crying in his bus about now.
My mom’s are about that size, TTFN.
It’s hard finding bras and shirts that fit properly. 🙁
You guys taking a trip down Mammary Lane or just keeping abreast of the situation?
That’s amazing TTFN! “They’re real and they’re fantastic!” comes to mind.
I’m not crying Tim, but I’m not bringing candy canes anywhere near my bus for a while, that’s for sure. And the Coast staff came up with the tag, no transit driver is on their staff.
Totally creeped out.
Like pewbies too, Rosie.
titties, big or small, you just gotta love them all. and kitty, really??????
Why, Ms Morgan. May I numb those for you?
NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
(Sorry, couldn’t resist *blush*)
avasto, nice to see Wheelie is rubbing off on you…
…with those rough 10lb. ham-sized hands of his *shudder*
Sorry, pork products should inspire only happiness and joy; not be fisted into the subconscious as objects of terror.
Wait. What?
How the hell did we go from me making a clever remark, (somewhat sexist maybe, but clever nonetheless), to Wheelie ‘rubbing off on me’ and sexual acts with pork products??
Yeah, ya know what? On second thought, nevermind. Forget I asked. I’d rather not know.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the shower scraping myself raw with a pumice stone and Comet powdered bathroom cleanser.
Who aspires to such a lofty role in the world?
Uh… koda? Do you know how much those guys get PAID?? It’s ridiculous. I mean sure, you don’t have pretentious asswipe bragging rights that, say, a lawyer MIGHT have.. But you’re making about as much.
OP you’re going very far out of your way to prove you’re not the CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER.
Come on! I’m a creepy facebook stalker. Everybody stalks something from time to time. Embrace it.
THE INFANTILE MIND AND THE FETISHIZING OF THE FEMALE BREAST, vis a vis E.Kant(as in “I can’t get over them tatas!”)
RSVPs
Avast: nice “motorboat”!
Ivan: who is this Wheelie you speak of, Ivan? Does he like women’s breasts, Ivan? Get back to me on this, Ivan.
Rosie: “rubbing off” I see what you did there, Rosie. Once, while inspecting the nipples of my favourite whippet (whippet good, Rosie), who I believe was enduring a “false pregnancy”(vol.2 of Licht Dicktenstein’s “Dog Nipples- WTF, Yo!”), I- oh dear. I lost my train of thought, Rosie.
“The Turd”: You continue to be ever the unctuous arsehole, Turd, but I must confess I have grown accustomed to the smell of your facial hair, Turd.
Is “The” your first name, Turd? Don’t get back to me on this. The whippet is now dragging it’s bottom on the carpet, Turd, which I believe was the album immediately preceding Aqualung, by Jethro Tull.
Which puts me in mind of a joke, Turd.
“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later”.
Cheerios,
A (self) pleasure as always,
The Most Interesting Man In The World
(I don’t always do philosophy, but when I do I am)
Summit this Sunday?
Avast, clearly you aren’t aware of the sub-clause to Internet Rule: 34 known as “The Sebastian Protocol” which basically states that given enough time, any discussion on LTWWB will eventually be violated by the spectre of non-consensual man-love.
round table http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0
Summit is indeed this Sunday. PK sent out a message a while back with all the details. I hope to see you all there! ^^
i’m bringing cookies and dog treats, you guys can choose which you want^^
Wheelie, THAT was fucking brilliant! Well done. (my motorboat aside)
And Ivan, sadly, I have yet to receive my LTWWB official rule book and decoder ring. (Are they published anywhere online?) Please forgive my obvious ignorance of the Sebastian protocol. I guess you can say that as a result of this, I have been Sebastated. Oh the humanity!
Yes indeed Wing Commander – I pronounce that the jape of the season. Like the movie “Airplane” you have brilliantly captured the subject of your lampoonery while vastly exceeding it in terms of intellect & wit. Kudos and Wheetabix to you.
No worries Vastie. Nothing than can’t be fixed with years of therapy and eggs benny.
Are you summiting on Sunday?
Your motorboat trigger the whole thing, m’man!
See you Bitches Sunday at noon.
I plan to come! I will also be attending the summit ;D. I feel like I need to add some of you to FB so I can creep and so that you can creep my cat pictures (updated multiple times daily :))
Just call me Evanrude! 😉
Summit attendance looks good at this time. There may be a slight hiccup that could cause me to be late but as it stands, I should be there.
sorry i’m not on skynet mel, anyhoo have a cat http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
@Mel: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy. 😉
I too am a reformed crackbook-a-holic. I’d also wager a sizeable bet that I am one of the last people residing in HRM without a cell phone too.
(No, I’m not Amish)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, this barn ain’t gonna raise itself. lol
don’t feel bad clint, ivan and i are both graduates of the university of luddites
Excellent! We’ll have to swap butter churn recipes. 😀 lol
in australia, they have to churn it the other way…
50 comments already? This was posted like 15 minutes ago..
oh wait, nm, I thought this was posted today
24 hrs & 15 minutes ago, Thomas.
No Friday bitches, yet.
The editor must be getting ready to post Tommy’s King Kong bitch and is just preparing to give it a wide berth.
“Give me a ping Vassilli, one ping only please…”
you can read this while you’re waiting….
informative and hilarious!
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/the-face…
“That’s all right Ryan. My Morse is so rusty I might be sending him dimensions of Playmate of the Month”
Gosh, hope this isn’t too late to be funny!
http://www.mlive.com/business/west-michiga…
“Yer average Ruskie doesn’t take a dump without a plan son…”
never too late for jocularity xeno, soo my ginger is in the mail, right?
“Ryan. Be careful what you shoot at. Shome thingzh here don’t react well to bulletzh.”
“I hope to Christ this works… Okay Chief, put us on the roof…”
“On my Mark. 3… 2… 1… Emergency BLOW!”
(Mwah! Goodnight everybody ;D)
aha, i got it…the hunt for red october. it was your russian accent commander
BEST LAST WORDS EVER: Yevgeni, the XO of Captain Tupelov’s Alfa, knowing that he has just seconds left to live, uses the time to tell off his boss.
“You errogent ess. You killed US!”
oooh, Painey, it WOULD be, but the Canadian Ginger Agricultural Protection Board requires a $250 importation fee!
Making another 2 batches–one with trimmings, etc. just for syrup–threw a few cranberries in for colour-it’s a lovely pink now-
Ding! Ding! Ding!!!! Finally! I was hoping you would get there Unckie Ivan. I loved that line. Now I wanna watch the movie… 🙁
I can loan you the DVD. You only have to leave 1 kidney as a safety deposit. >; )
“But I’m still using it!”
Crap, that was the liver. I was so hoping for the rare and elusive “Chesty Morgan-Red October-Monty Python” segue… it’s ever so hard to pull off… and I didn’t 🙁
I would like that Unckie Ivan, thank you. 🙂
See Rosie, I’m not a total bastard. I said kidney, because you have two.
“Comeradzh! We Shail Into Hishtory” – at the sunday summit.
when i saw your latest name, mr bean, i was relieved to see hunky mr bean and not jug eared mr bean…booyah
That was my Christmas present to you Miss Pain. >; )
Are you coming visiting tomorrow, or do I get my “precious” at the summit?
i shall darken your doorway with goodies and i promise no myrhh http://marinasleeps.files.wordpress.com/20…
That was absolurely hilarious zZz! A very different accounting of WWII.
looks like we are stuck with thursday’s bitches. FUCK!!!!!
Differently phrased, but pretty dead on accurate Trood.
ZEDman for the win. >: )
i can’t believe you remembered uncle vanya!!! i opened it the minute i got in the car, i was cackling away. me ma was totally confused by the inscription, i tried to explain it but got the glazed look. she knows about my secret love for those wacky elements and stuff^^thank you and remember to share with my bff
SCREEEEE! >: ) Ivan remembers all.
A random sampling by a random sample of bookies pronounces the the goodies – “Supoib!”
SOBova will get her taste.
Trying to find the ugliest shirt in my closet – then realized they were all ugly. So it’ll be eenie-meenie-chili-beany to dress for the Summit – any idea how many we’re expecting? We should do musical chairs every 1/2 hour so everybody gets to yak with everybody. Kind of like Speed Bitchin’. The down side is that we may have the waitress pelting us with plates and silverware.
Black Rose sad… 🙁 🙁 🙁
Have fun everyone!
I’m thinking we may have to set up a special “Children’s Table” to which the truly obnoxious will be exiled. >: )
Damn…I’m gonna miss sitting at the ‘special’ table !
On the plus side, I’ve got family stuff happening today ,with a nice hunk of Roast beast for our supper
with the very best part of my day being….I don’t have to drive to halisux ~:)
i would be sitting right next to ya mr more^^i would love to see you at our various sized tables of mirth, have a grey’t day
I wouldn’t say it’ll be never Paingirl.
One cannot predict the future , who know’s eh ?
IF I was in town, & wasn’t up to something { heh, heh, heh}
I wouldn’t be completely adverse to attending. IT just seems that most time there isn’t enough hours in a day, or days in a week.
There is also the not insurmountable problem of… I will not go to face crack, I have also long since sent linked in to the toilet bowl, where it has joined all the other things that end up there & where it definately deserves to be. Imo
Any whoo
I hope you all enjoy yourselves & you don’t get barred.
Or arrested ~;)
nope, people stared at us but that’s par for the course. we had two newbies this time young thomas and snubiz!!! a ribaldrous time was had
We must of done something wrong – I didn’t see one throbbing neck vein among the other partrons of that fine establishment – excellent Summit, guys – great to meet Snubiz and Tommy Jules and add them to our inner sanctum. And, Wheelie, I am ‘squeeee’ happy for you and the new squeeze! You’re too fucking adorably scented to resist, mister.
wpaul is a frequent patron of that fine establishment plus we tip well and don’t smell like ass
Cookie hangover.
excellent, my work is done. ouat i made 6-7 varieties of cookies, but i’ve pared it down over the years. the lime coconut was a new player in the line-up, did you like those?
Lime coconut was excellent, Painey, I cawed them down and I don’t even like coconut (except for haystacks).
We’re arm wrestling for the last cookie.
Lime coconut was my favourite! I loooove lime!
no risk of black cat hairs in the cookies this year, not that we ever found any. the boys never really cared about the food, they just wanted to be near my hands. the needy one would head bonk them and get flour on his face, he never noticed it…i had to wipe it off
I haven’t had the lime coconut yet. Sounds delicious. 🙂