Not only were you my Fiance, you were my best friend. You moved home to be with me and plan our wedding and then one day as I made us dinner I realized you were late, I realized you weren’t coming.You ignored my calls and I never heard from you again. Your clothes have been given to big brothers and sisters everything else I sold, except the ring…its sitting at the bottom of the harbour.
You have the spine of a jelly fish.
Good Luck I hope you turn out like your brother.
—Miss HFX
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.


Are you sure he isn’t dead??
pawn the ring why throw it in the ocean. At last you’d get a couple dollars from it.
Better to know now than be married to a moral coward. You dodged a bullet, sweetcakes.
i probably need a coffee: That was my thought exactly!
Or he dodged the bullet. Who knows.
TTFN is absolutely correct, and consider yourself lucky…you might have gotten stuck paying support to a deadbeat loser after he divorced you eventually.
Cash 4 Gold biotch!
Or dollars 4 gold, whichever.
I agree with Coffee. He’s dead. Probably being buried as a John Doe with no one to attend his funeral. Poor guy.
Well, his clothes went to a good cause. Maybe he was reunited with his suit.
Most likely reunited with her ring.
Shoulda just gave me the ring. I’d have pawned that mofo and bought myself a nice texas mickey of booze to drink away my pain.
Did his brother swim with the jelly fishes too?
aren’t you glad you found out now,instead of a few years down the road. find someone else,there are plenty of us out there.
Same thing happened to someone I know…just out of the blue, it went from “we’re engaged, with a date set” to “I just want to be friends.” I can’t even imagine how that must feel. In that case it was a guy who was emotionally immature and rather than trying to talk through any problems he just cut himself entirely loose. Maybe your fiance was the same. Good luck in the future.
Guys can be such jerks.
I think the guy was smart.
could see the psycho peeking out around the perimeter of this wonderful person…& he split !
before you all dump on me …look at it from my angle..she threw/gave away his belongings, sold some other stuff & threw away the ring !
Something ain’t right, & IMO a bunch of its ,how her brain works !
I’m sorry OP, but this bitch is hilarious and I have tears from laughing at the comments. Everyone is ‘on’ tonight!
Really? They aren’t all THAT funny.
My advice… cry and bitch about him to all of your friends and family. Then move on.
I agree with the first comment…
Are you SURE he’s not dead?
now I am intrigued…. just tell us…. are you SURE he’s not dead!?!?!?!?!
hehe… oh, this is an old post…. well I still want to know.
Maybe it was your cooking?
“Quess Who’s Not Coming for Dinner”…lol
Good riddance, I say!
Woo hoo! Reviving old long lost posts.
What the hell is up with the lack of Bitches? A few loves posted today, though. Is everyone’s New Year’s resolution to be HAPPY or something? Come on!
how the fuck can you be happy without bitch’n; ever since i started this i’ve barely gone on any killing rampages compared to before this bitch derby:)
martym… theweedhog… LIFE SUCKS… long-lost brothers separated at birth?
i’m sure you mean that the quality of beatch’n is of such high calibre collectively that we are from the same gene pool:)
I think Mr. Edmonton got together with Mississauga 🙂