This to my best friend: no i am not gay! just because I am not eating the pussies of all the girls I hang out with does not make me gay!!!!!!!!! just because I hate sports and do my hair in the morning? WTF Now I must be gay??? Ok then, morron!!! I thought it was ok that you asked me at first, but now as time has passed I’m fucking pissed. And my stupid parents, who I THOUGHT were really cool and respected them very much UNTIL last night when they sat me down all concerned and sensitive and asked me if I think I could be gay!! WTF, man!!!??? First you give me regular lectures about waiting to meet the right girl before having sex, and now you think something is wrong because I haven’t done anything yet? WTF!!!??? Sorry I havent met the right girl yet- you think because I look good that I must have some kind of PROBLEM, but if I was an ugly guy, you probably wouldn’t ask!! I’m not about to start kissing my female friends because…they’re my FRIENDS, asswipes!!!
—waiting for the right girl
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.
maybe you should just eat a pussy or 2…..
It’s okay to be not gay! Although if your friends and family are asking in a supportive way, that is pretty awesome. I know tons of genuinely gay kids who would love families like that.
Gay, probably not as I know someone like that too. Possibly metro?
This sounds like a younger version of the movie, “In and Out”.
Yeah you should probably plunge one of said girls, then the rumors will stop… unless part way through she asks what’s wrong then you reply it’d be a lot better if she dressed up like a dude
This is the gayest bitch ever.
You should make out with Kay, she’s all woman and loves gays.
Yep, you’re gay. I could even picture your arms flailing around and shoulders jumping from side to side as I read this bitch.
Sorry.
You don’t have to eat squid but finger blasting one would go a long way to help your cause
On a slightly serious note. Dude, you hang out with a bunch of chicks who are your “friends”. Here’s a tip: friends make the best girlfriends. I’m willing to bet you have a crush on at least one of the gals you hang out with and I guarantee at least one of them has a crush on you. You clearly know how to get along with girls so stop trapping yourself in the friend zone. Make a move once in a while and don’t wait for the “right girl”. The only way to know if a girl is right for you is to try out a relationship with them. Now man up and get your pecker wet. Go get ’em champ.
your sign off should be ” waiting for the right gay”
You will find him pal. Sometimes your family knows you better than you know yourself.
I’m taking bets on when this guy finally comes out. My guess is before spring.
But, Miles, what if the one girl in his group of friends that he has a slight crush on happens to wear patchouli and plaid backwoods dinner jackets?
I’ll bet after submitting this bitch, the OP had an extensive session googling “really big cocks.”
I don’t think there is anything wrong with respecting yourself and others. Maybe he don’t want to be one of those teenage dads bitched about all the time.
but then again if more kids waited we would have nothing to bitch about, no teenage pregos on welfare getting our hard earned money. Waiting has nothing to do with being gay or straight, it has to do with respecting yourself, your body and whoever you hang with. i think we need more young folks like him.
OH SNAP…
You sound hot.
When can we meet?
Mama9…you can date a chick without having sex with her. “Waiting” does not mean flying solo through some of the best years of your life. Teenagers should get out there and date it up and make mistakes so they aren’t big douchebags when they are 20-somethings.
Girls have kooties. yer smart.
No, girls have cooters. Only a handful of cooters have kooties. So get yourself less than a handful and you should be OK.
Jesus….This bitch sounds like me about eight or ten years ago! I just didn’t have the Coast to go and complain about it.
If he really is in denial about it, he will come around. All us gays do.
If he really is straight, good luck to him.
And I agree with Matthew Luthor….lol.
Using the he who denies it applies rule, does this not make him gay?
Dude, they’re your friends, not your sisters (or brothers), so get the fuck out of the Friend Zone and start tapping that ass. If you don’t you’ll regret it later when they’re married and out of the picture. With any luck maybe you can get some 3-way action out of it too. Stop being such a martyr.
maybe you’re not gay, OP. Maybe you’re just ‘asexual’… yes, a perfectly normal way to feel upon adolescence. mmhmmmm Perhaps this is a better conundrum for Savage Love rather than letting the nasty ol’ bitches havatchya.
Eat some box, it’s fun and pays back in spades!
Being asexual would imply the absence of sexual orientation, Kay.
Fuck waiting……..you’re supposed to be playing the field and practicing-up………….so your pretty good by the time the right girl comes along…………..GET IT ON DIPSTiCK!!
Maybe you should stop acting gay. Or at least pretend to act like a guy. Hockey isn’t venom, you know.
You know how I know you’re gay?
what the fuck is wrong with you people.the guy doesn’t like fucken sports, big fucken deal.neither do i, it is a waste of time,brain, and money. these jocks don’t even know what planet they are on most of the time. and big fucking deal, he doesn’t wanna eat pussy, my son was almost 20 before he starting thinking of fucking and sucking cunt. maybe the guy is thinking more of school work(you remember the place you’re supposed to learn shit), and doesn’t want the distraction of some bimbo with 10 kids dragging him down before he finishes. i, myself tried to stay away from this shit too, and i have now, 4 kids, all adult, and families of their own. so before you start calling this kid gay, queer, faggot or what the fuck ever, you should take a good fucking look and listen to yourselves.people like you assholes are part of the reason there are people killing themselves. and his fucking parents should be given a good smack in the head too. what a disgusting fucking attitude for the poor dude. man, if you read this, i fucking feel sorry that you have scum like this for friends and family. FUCK THEM ALL BUD,AND GO FUCKING POSTAL ON THEIR ASSES SOMEDAY.
LIFE SUCKS
Did you finally find the Shift Key or did you accidentally hit the Caps Lock?
How do you know, dgaf?
At least by not dating or getting involved the lad probably has a healthy bank account.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
I bet he’s sucked a cock
Financial responsibility and celibacy are partners?
There is nothing wrong with waiting for the right girl. It doesn’t make you gay. Maybe the OP is more interested in finding a girl who is special to share such an intimate act with than merely carving notches in his belt. Is it not better to find someone special and learn together? Not everyone is into mindless bonking.
My Lady, I think you may have meant ‘heartless’ bonking?
OP, there’s lots of people not getting any for their own reasons. I think you’ll find it’s the people who over-analyze other people’s sex lives that are actually the ones with the biggest hang-ups of their own.
My Smee, after thinking about it, perhaps both terms would apply:
‘Thinking’ with one’s genitalia implies cerebral thought process is absent.
Recreational sex without love and respect for one’s partner is a rather heartless act.
In the long run, when seeking a committed relationship, who is going to be -with all the unattractive and sometimes permanent or fatal STD’s prevalent- the most attractive candidate, the celibate person who waited for the right person or the casual sex person? Call me old-fashioned, but I would choose the person with more self-respect.
I recommend you marry your best lay and work hard to keep it that way. Call me crude but there’s nothing peachy about going through life with a partner you don’t want to madly fuck.
Oceanlady lives alone, is lonely AND she’s not getting laid. Don’t listen to her.
Hear hear, Davis!!! Speakin’ the truth!
I LTWWB around here!
The only downside to marrying your first good lay is that in some people’s cases thats their only lay/partner. Whats the good of that?
How could you want for something you didn’t know you didn’t have?
OP , I know for sure, that even a bad lay is better than self abuse.
If you want to ‘save’ anything, why not some of your money…how about helping save the whales, or the environment & by the way that’s a good way to meet girls 🙂
But remember what you should have learned in school -practice makes perfect- So go start practising & if you are gay…go practise that .
Lifes too short not to actively participate in what may make you very happy.
Don’t listen to More, OP, a bad lay is a bad lay. I’d rather have no sex than bad sex.
Hey Cranky, she just wants to lay there like a corpse, I blame that on too much religious teaching, and the damage to her brain from that isn’t my fault. On the plus side she was tight as well as warm & wet, which IMO is better than self abuse.
So don’t listen to Cranky, he’s gotten that way from not getting enough. If he’d rather not take a chance because it might be bad sex…well damn, no wonder he’s cranky !
Kay, you could not be more wrong about me! (Thank you for providing a chuckle though!)
I find it curious that you feel the need to provide a personal attack on me because my opinion and values differ from yours.
Differing opinions, in this case, are just that. One does not invalidate the other. Differing values just mean that those who DO share mine WILL ‘listen to’ me no matter what you think they might need to be told what to do.
Haha, More, you’re describing the “starfish fucks” nicely (just laying there doing nothing). They’re the same women who will talk like they invented sex but know absolutely nothing and expect the guy to do all the work. If/when he gets bored/tired/annoyed the starfish merely writes him off as being “lame” while not including her lack of actions.
Been there and had one or two in my life.
Hahaha, kick it Oceanlady! When you start claiming to be married to a rockstar and having a “professional” teenage kid I think its time to start hucking remarks at you.
Don’t mind Kay though; she probably sat on a Milk Dud earlier today.
Oceanlady, your penchant for spotting “personal attacks” where there are none makes me think I might know who you are… always the victim. boo hoo But I might be wrong. It’s fun spankin’ you anyway.
NGF, You’re almost right. I ran out of chocolate and can’t stand the thought of getting dressed to go out for more so I’m trolling it out on you bitches. Your welcome.
My welcome?
Don’t listen to them, OP. Bad sex is bad sex. The thing is, you don’t know you’re in for a night of bad sex until its over. I’d rather rub one out than experience bad sex but its always too late and who’s going to pass up the chance for what might be good sex, right?
And I’ve talked to women about this before, and they’ve also told/agreed w/me that no sex is better than bad sex.
Sometimes its a hype thing, like finally scoring that chick you’ve been drooling over for years and experiencing bad sex. Or maybe its a drunken sex thing (in which case, at times I could definately be the ‘bad sex guy’). Whatever the reason: bad sex is bad sex.
Kay: you said> “Oceanlady lives alone, is lonely AND she’s not getting laid. Don’t listen to her”.
You imply my opinion is not valid because you’ve branded me as a lonely celibate loner, without even knowing me or knowing you are wrong about me. Your words were clearly and derogarorily aimed toward me.
Now you’ve incorrectly labelled me a perpetual victim (boo hoo?) in response to your failure to comprehend your own words. I don’t have a ‘penchant for spotting personal attacks where there are none’. I just call them as I see them.
Well that’s the problem lady, you see “personal” attacks everywhere, don’t you? Even on an anonymous bitch board. I also pointed out I think I might know you. And if I’m wrong who cares? Really? If you read again, kay’s funny bone was werkin’ this morning so just lighten up. I didn’t invalidate you. I didn’t anything but chime in with the bitches. Don’t come here seeking validation unless, of course, you wrote the bitch… Actually, it’s more fun if you DO take it all personally so why don’t you just keep “fillin’ your boots”… great entertainment, don’t you think?
Ironically Kay considers people who merely disagree with her to be taking personal attacks against her.
It’s all in your approach, Fat. When it IS a personal attack, like what you’ve been doing all day, all week, all month, then that’s what it is! You must have me mistaken for mcgayle, I mean, OceanLady (silly me!) to think your attempts have impact on my self esteem. Keep it up and we’ll teach all the flaky bitches how to grow a backbone while keeping things in perspective… in fact, I’ve never felt inclined to thank you before… and I’m not going to.
I disagree.
With what?
Wrong again Kay on all counts. Oh well.
Fine. Don’t grow a backbone. That’s fine with me 😛
I am not here to conform to your mistaken perception of who I am or who I need to be Kay.
Are you sure about that?
It’s me the Op. Fuck it, here goes.. i am scared to be gay, so I don’t want to be gay. I want to want girls. Life would be way fucking easier. Last night I was chilling with 2 of my female friends and they were flirting with me- climbing all over me and tickling, so since they both have made offers to me before, I took em up on it and made out with’ em at the same time. Nothing too heavy and thank fuck the doorbell rang when it did because I dont want to lose it to 2 people i felt nothing for beyond friendship. WTF.
Who was at the door? The pizza guy? Let me guess..12″ pepperoni.
sportsklutz, I’m a firm believer you get to chose your own feelings and it sounds to me you’ve made your choice not to fall in love with your girlfriends… hardly makes you gay. Question, did you get it up? If you didn’t have a physiological reaction of attraction toward the exposed flesh of your female friends you just might be gay! It matters what you WANT. It matters more what you CHOOSE.
I think this story is bullshit. But let’s play along for fun. Klutz, are you telling us you have NEVER had a crush on ANY girls in your life? We’re not talking about fucking or having a girlfriend but just being attracted to a girl. When you surf porn on the internet, do you look at guys or girls? And don’t tell me you don’t look at porn on the internet. When you whack off, do you fantasize about guys or girls? And don’t tell me you don’t whack off. Whether or not you play sports or have a girlfriend are irrelevant when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you find attractive and so you know if you are gay or not.
Let us not forget that the OP could possibly be BI. One does not have to be strictly gay or heterosexual at opposite ends of the sexuality spectrum…there’s a middle ground where dwelleth the sexual flexibility of the bisexual.
There is no reason for me not to be, Kay.
“Choose you own feelings,” Kay? You are seriously beyond help. OP, do not listen to Kay- her brain was blown out by crack. Kay is too simple to realize that although you might be able to choose who to go for, that’s a conscious decision made up by your brain, not your heart. Feeling and thinking are two separate things. For example, now that I have a baby, I hate, hate, hate living abroad, away from home where all my family and close, long-time friends are. I am so lonely for them and I cannot wait until my husband has his permanent residency card for Canada so we can go home. It’s been a year since I had my baby, and as much as I have TRIED really hard to train myself to be happy here, I’m unable to do so. I’ve tried to repress it but that’s both unhealthy ( I notice that I have alot more anxiety now), and useless because the few times I’ve been alone for more than a few days, it comes flooding back anyway. Be true to yourself and if you like boys, then that’s who you need to let yourself be with- you’ll never be happy otherwise. There’s nothing bad about being gay 🙂
Sorry kid. No straight man would ever use 3 to 8 exclamation points eat the end of practically every sentence.
Reading this bitch make sit painfully obvious that you are, at minimum, extremely effeminate, and most likely gay.
Go eat a few pussies just for the hell of it. I’m quite certain you’ll hate them.