I know your grey pitbull is really cute. Absoultely!! But you know whats NOT cute, her shit that you wont pick up off our front lawn. There are other apartments in this building, and there are other people that live here, and its unfortunate that everyday I walk past our front lawn, I get swarmed by 20 black flies that I scared while walking past her steaming pile of shit. Not to mention, it fucking smells TERRIBLE. You LIVE HERE, how hard is it, for you to take a baggie out when you take her outside, and just pick it up!! Its not hard. And I dont want to be a prick and call the landlord, but seriously, its getting to be a bit much. AND NOW, I noticed that you have ANOTHER pitbull puppy, that is ALSO shitting freely on the front lawn!! PLEASE, just pick it up.
And for Christ sakes, put on a god damn shirt!!!!! I dont think I have ever seen you wearing a shirt. It would be a good look for you.
—Plugging my nose
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2009.
Whatever, tell the landlord! This shirtless dude’s not going to let the dogs loose on you or whatever (and I’m sure the landlord would allow you to be anonymous, if you asked to remain as such.)
The only good pitbull has a bullet in its head. Shit might be the least of your problems.
I never have my dogs wear shirts, and I refuse to do so!
I confess………I only read the headline.
There is no excuse for not picking up dog shit. they sell poop bags at superstore, sobeys, pet stores and the freakin dollar store.
PS
Maybe someone should put a bullet in your head TTFN
first you get some fish hooks then you make some hamburger balls then you put the fish hooks in the hamburger balls, you then leave the tasty hamburger balls on the lawn where pit bulls forage and shit – yum yum dogs guts are fucked dog dies in excrutiating agony you post on you tube – ta da end of story