Had to run out and resupply myself with a certain feminine product. Walked up to my friendly local gas station/convience store and lo and behold – nothing! All sorts of ‘guy’ stuff like BBQ supplies and even those stupid fake logs but nothing for the ladies- what gives? C’mon – its the 21rst Centuray cant we see a little equity in the ailes? Thanks for nothing !!
—Walked out for no good reason
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
They have that sandy stuff that absorbs fuel spills, is that any good? *ducks*
aaaaaaaahahaha love it, PDG!
Go to Costo and pick yourself up a 300,000 count box of tampex. You can pass them down to your daughters.
HAHAHAHA I love you, TTFN.
Last week at shoppers always and tampex were on sale for $2.77/box/package.
Shit, I’m SET until menopause.
Also, I know the Blue Canoe carries pads and tampons and shit like that — I’ve seen them there in my travels.
Good thing my cycles last only 3 days each. AND YES I AM CAPABLE OF REPRODUCTION STFU.
Hah, that’s funny. Seriously though, they might have had it behind the counter.
I find it funny how they keep condoms behind the counter at some gas stations… I can just imagine that conversation :
“Umm, can I get some condoms please?”
“Ok, which size?”
“….fuck”
I love you, Anton.
Why would a greasy gas station have girl corks?
Switch to the diva cup and this will never happen to you again.
You could always do a Chastity Bono and have the plumbing changed?
Never Wrong, I hardly ever agree with you but I second your post this time. Good’n.
HAHAHA Never wrong..I think I just fell in love.
That was awesome.
They keep that stuff behind the counter for some reason – probably because it’s funny to watch panicked cranky women running up and down the aisles desperately searching for them 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA
*wipes tear from eye*
That was awesome, NW.
diva cup=ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yep…I hear these days even the ladies are getting in on the BBQ action. Not me though….explosive thingies are scary.
Most fancy, shiny gas stations have some kind of basic product for your ladyneeds. Even some of the larger greasy, wood panelled ones do. But usually not the smaller ones. Luck of the draw.
Just use paper towel until you can get cheaper stuff at the grocery store…
A comotose badger is also good for sopping up Aunt Flow.
Just shove a sheep up there… baaaaahhhhhd.
Couple of summers ago my BBQ blew up in my fucking face. Singed the eyebrows right off me (well kinda, the the ends were a bit singed).
Now when I light the fucker I duck like I’m throwing a fucking grenade.
Also: buy an emergency pack of pad/tampons and keep a few in your purse at all times. Don’t use them unless you’re in a situation like the one you’ve presented.
THERE, PBLM SOLV’D.
Now only if they had little holsters.
LOL, Dino.
“equity in the ailes” come on now
your at a gas station! also who brings them self to have nothing absolutly nothing! and willing to pay $15 for a box of tampons!