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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door into the sunset.
—Can I just haz sick note?
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2015.
8 Comments
If your twozzer resembles something out of Jurassic Park, then, I’d say it’s a legit question.
Meh it was a joke pic on reddit a week and a half ago. So OP are you a lurker or a poster(on reddit, clearly you be a poster here)?
You missed the follow up!
Anal, vaginal or oral?
Men, women or both?
This bitch is incoherent and requires no response.
They need to add more chlorine to the dating pool.
Apparently you never get laid. Hence the reason your Doc asked for verification.
An inappropriate question after asking for a sick note…Unless you asked the doc. for proof of negative STD results to show you’re boyfriend/girlfriend before beginning a sexual relationship.
Or your just, goofing around.
Jesus…
how do you know how to spell ‘pterodactyl’ and not ‘awkward’???
Something tells me you fermented the potato and drank it.