Dear private parking authority, if I am not allowed to talk on a cellphone while I am driving (which is fair) why are you allowed to almost kill me as I cross the street because you are playing on your LAPTOP that you use to find illegally parked individuals? You went straight through a red light and I had to physically jump out of your way because you were reading your fucking computer and tapping away on the keys. You are not a trained driver and the thought of you being able to access a computer while you drive is completely ludicrous and quite frankly terrifying. I don’t want to be the one telling you so when you actually hit someone. Dickhead. —Hop and Skip
This article appears in Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2011.


Apparently nobody cares. I, however, would like to know how one uses a laptop to find illegally parked individuals? And OP – find yourself an editor.
I care.
I’m in the middle.
did you call cops and give description of the incident, bet not. must be some of the stupidest people in this town lately.
Who cares. The good news is some moron got a parking ticket 🙂
Snubiz – watch a show called Parking Wars, it’s usually set in Philly or Detroit – they use vans equipped with cameras on the roof that scan plates and the info is linked to the system and any cars with outstanding tickets are automatcally booted.
OP – a question, how else would you jump out of the way but physically – unless you’re on star trek?
I miss all the good stuff! No Cable!
Call the fucking cops and report it! Useless twit.