Today I was driving down Barrington Street and some dickhead actually wanted me to stop for him to cross the street!!!!
—The Roadwarrior
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
I can’t believe some people!!!!
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Tim, why does this bitch exist.
I’m with Dino.
I think this is satire.
haha, i totally get the sarcasm. I actually lol’d at this one.
Maybe it’s like one of those jokes that we’re all supposed to come up with our own punchline for. Everyone should start with “I can’t believe some people!” Then we answer it with our own hilarious sarcastic remark about society.
I can’t believe some people! I was tired when I went to the Dome last night, and they totally kicked me out!
LOL @PAS
I can’t believe some people! I was standing at a crosswalk yesterday waiting to make sure the car coming would stop, and the dickhead actually looked at me and sped up.
I can’t believe some people!!!! Today I was walking my dog and someone tried to stop me to pet her.
oooh Can I play too?
I can’t believe some people! I was enjoying listening to my neighbours having loud sex at 3am, and my stupid downstairs neighbour asked them to stop!
Ah, the poster points out I missed some of the bitch. This is true. Sorry about that, all the way around.
First off, it violates the “comment on other bitches on that bitch, not with a new bitch” rule. Then, there were too many returns between the first paragraph and the rest, which is why I missed them. Next, it’s kind of moronic to begin with…
Carry on.
ROFLMAO @ NM
I can’t believe some people!
Those damn smoke stacks are red and white. NOT ORANGE!
OMFG fucking hilarious nevermind. this is defiantly entertaining as hell. LOVE IT.
I can’t believe some people!! My damn Mexican migrant worker I used instead of lazy fucking NS arseholes gave me Swine Flu!!!
Haha, nevermind is good at this game!
I can’t believe some people! I went downstairs to get some milk, tripped over a bacco and lost my Daughter in a pothole!
LMAO. Nice one, PAS!
I can’t believe some people! I have to live with a bicycle-riding old lady with dyed hair who plays the drums too loudly and never does the dishes!
Good one PAS 🙂
I can’t believe some people!! I was ass raping a lobster fisherman for $40 and the damn government told me I had to have a permit to do that!!!
And then kay said I was being brainwashed!?
People Are Stupid, you are a genius.
I can’t believe some people! I broke my head skateboarding, but not before I got a ticket for having no helmet. Now I have to go to court to fight it in a wheelchair!
This is fun
I can’t believe some people!!!! I was driving down the street and some stupic fuck driver got pissed cause my dogs wanted to look out the driver window and I let them. They needed fresh air too.
I can’t believe some people!
The LOWER level Scotia Square people clearly see my suit, yet refuse to respect my authoritay!
I can’t believe some people!
When someone on the street wouldn’t give me change, I got all belligerent and they STILL wouldn’t give me any!
I can’t believe some Beavers!!! I was trying to fish when they swam up and splashed me with their tails getting me all wet!!! Why do beavers always make me wet!?
I can’t believe some people who leave Algeria and then travel through Spain, France and Belgium to stow away on a ship going to UK and then Canada and when the ship gets to Halifax they claim refugee status. What was wrong with clasiming refugee status in Spain, France, Belgium or the UK ?
I can’t believe people in Canada think the men are real refugees.
Did anyone find my tinfoil hat? maybe that furry beaver has it.
I can’t believe some people!
They put bumper stickers on their own cars!
Funniest southpark in a while if “the roadwarrior” is referring to the road warrior queer. The resuscitator is a person favorite as well
ROTFLMAO, I’m not even going to attempt to insert some cleverness in on this one.
fucking shitastic.
This is my favoritest bitch EVER.
I cant believe some people. Theyre soooo gay!
I can’t believe some people!
I’m sitting here at work and people actually think i’m doing my work!
I can’t believe some people!! They comment on bitches but just won’t stay on topic!!
I can’t believe some people!!!!
I can’t believe some people actually read the bumper stickers on my car. Fuck off and read someones licence plate instead will you. LOL
I cant believe some people. I ran a red light and some asshole beeped at me!
I can’t believe some people!!!!
I was walking through Scotia Square when the bitches in front of me all of a sudden froze in place. Statues everywhere. Thought I was in the matrix.
Tim,(and whomever) I was going to go to the other section for this but not sure if you manage it too. I want to thank you for posting this bitch. I know you get slack from time to time for not posting. I think we all needed this enjoyment on a cool, wet friday afternoon. I know it made my day. So here I am, off topic, in the wrong section sending out some love to you.
Man, I can’t believe some people
I can’t believe some Japanese!!
They put pollock in my sushi instead of real crab!!
(ok I’m out of funny ones now)
LOL @ JMO
I can’t believe some people! Only putting written warnings on products and not visual, I’m going to the human rights commission and suing every bastard that doesn’t have a visual warning for discrimination against illiterate people!
THATS LIFE TOUGH SHIT
^ I think mr average might have missed the joke going on here…
I can’t believe some people!
Some asshat (Mr.Average) actually thought the comments on this bitch were serious.
I can’t believe some people!
They do things that annoy me.
sorry….i’m no good at jokes.
Hmm…more, more! …
I can’t believe some people!
I bring my cute, friendly pet out in public and people want to PET it!
I can’t believe some people!
When I went to a bar in Halifax, they didn’t accept my Id! My Matabeleland South driver’s license is clearly official, and I demand it be recognized!
…Wikipedia it. 😉
I can’t believe some people!
They come to a bitch board and get all bitchy about random things! That’s life, people! …tough shit!
My faves so far: stopping loud sex, migrant worker swine flu, permit for ass-raping, and soooo gay. I’m in tears here… Keep it coming!
I can’t believe some people..
I was walking my dog down Spring Garden and he took a huge poop and someone actually thought it was my responsibility to pick it up
I can’t believe some people!! I got crabs and its ALL HIS FAULT!!!
I can’t believe some humans!!!!
I go out every night to seranate them (and the moon) and all they can do is yell at me to shut up. They best watch it or one day soon i’ll stop singing, then how will they get to sleep. Woof Woof
Dogs don’t have proper fingers to type, JMO.
I can’t believe some people, bitching because my mastiff is in my lap while I’m driving.
I can’t believe some people Don’t believe a dog can type. but my human won’t get my nails cut so I just peck at the keys with them. I learned to read last year. LOL
LOL … JMO.. nothin like a good seranade
LOLLLL. PS: I don’t really have crabs…
I can’t believe some people….
Why would anyone say they have crabs when they really don’t!
…had to wikipedia ‘mastiff’. LOLLERSKATES!!
I can’t BELIEVE some people hadn’t realized the plethora of sarcasm going around already…
Oh Tim…
dropped the ball on this one.
Or were you expecting this to be the social thread?
(BTW, I think we should have a weekly social thread and I won’t even trademark the idea, should it come to fruition…)
personally, I HATE things that are GREEN…except spinach)
After the “Salt the damn driveway” bitch, we tried a “bitch at each other here” post, but that didn’t last very long. Besides, usually there is a really crappy bitch that can be easily taken over as the social thread to the dismay only of the OP who for some reason gets insulted that THEIR bitch wasn’t worthy enough to be bitched about. I don’t think we need a special tag or anything…and in some ways it’s more fun to see which bitch gets picked for the social thread.
I agree with the weekly social thread idea. Perhaps it should be something shittily hilarious that goes on in Tim’s life, or he could propose something completely off topic.
I can’t believe some person living at Aarons Way would set fire to their house in the fire zone and think they would not get caught.
Liar,liar you set your house on fire.
I can’t believe some people. They actually have the gall to drag that triplet carrying baby stroller with mirrors and cup holders onto the local Metro Transit bus, getting into the way of my fat ass trying to shoehorn myself into 2, no I mean 1 seat for the comfy ride home.
I can’t BELIEVE No Dogma, thinking I’d use a sexual innuendo in Bitches.
I can’t believe some people! the guy that gave dino her crabs was actually a lobster fisherman that gave me a mutated version of furry lobsters!! ahhh!!
I can’t believe some people! Such a great bitch, but where the hell is TTFN?!
I was thinking the same thing, PAS.
sorry its only me i can’t believe some people that poop in their pants and think we can’t tell…making my night you guys are
I can’t believe some people!
Even if I roll my eyes when you trying to order, bring you cold food, never offer water refills, and BITCH-SLAP you right in the mouth, I’m still entitled to my 20%! …cheapskates!!
I can’t believe some people!
I know I deal in cash all day, driving a taxi and all, but I can’t believe some people actually expect me to have change! The whole reason I took this job was the 9$ tips on 11$ fares!
Ha, nice one with the tips!
I can’t believe some people!!
Laugh over Laugh! I like your style in the Coast.
Thanks, People Are Stupid.
I’m loving this bitch especially. …ROFLCOPTERs all around!
Crybaby! Would a little courtesy toward another human being ruin your day? Grow up!!!
I can’t believe some people!
I saw this fisherman who part-times as a bouncer cycling the other day and nearly wing a guy while speeding through a crosswalk. Fuck! it looked like he was trying to get home to mac it hard on a cheap bed frame while playing loud drums while his dog barked him on or something….
LOL @zZz
I can’te belelieve some people !!
they make me stand on line, and then they use their cridet card to buy a twix and a small bag of chips.
I can’t believe some people !!
they make me stand on line, and then they use their credit card to buy a twix and a small bag of chips.
I can’t believe some people!
They don’t appreciate when I crank my headphones on the bus so everyone can enjoy my perfect taste in music!
This thread is getting really old, really fast.
Well then…if you say so. That’s all I needed to hear.
Hey, everyone… Let’s shut it down because Dino Jr. has sand in her vagina.
Seriously, I can’t believe some people! They don’t know how to take a joke too far.
Or maybe No Dogma is trying too hard to be funny…
…or maybe Dino Jr. is trying too hard to speak for everyone.
If no-one thinks a thread is funny anymore, they will just stop posting. …no need to be an ass and put your personal stamp of disapproval on it. Just MOVE ON…seriously.
Maybe some people were still having fun (posts by 4 different people that day…hmmm).
No worries Dogma, post to your heart’s content… 🙂
(sarcasm aside) that wasn’t so hard, was it?
Don’t worry…I’m pretty sure you’re not an all-around ass, but condemning a thread is an assy thing to do, that’s all. Please keep that in mind for future bitches. …peace. lol
I can’t believe some people! Hijacking a perfectly good already hijacked thread to bitch at each other on a bitch board!
I cant believe some people! They stopped posting! (but I havent stopped laughing yet 🙂 )
I can’t believe some people actually continued this thread over the weekend and now we’re up to 88 comments on the dumbest bitch ever!!
Dumb, maybe. But entertaining nonetheless!
I can’t believe some people!!!
I can’t even ogle naked women through their skylights anymore without them calling the cops on me!!
I can’t believe some people!!
They’ve stopped posting here when we’ve come so close to making this the #1 most discussed bitch!
I can’t believe some people!!!
Expecting me to send out some love to a great bus driver when I have a perfectly stupid bitch about another driver
Sorry sorry PAS, I forgot…
I can’t believe some people!!
Highjacking a perfectly good swine flu bitch to wax idiotic about the best ways to protect yourself against ZOMBIES!!!!
I can’t believe some people!!!! Just can’t see how cool I look smoking. I mean my teeth have never been so yellow and my breath so smello. I stink, I reak everytime I speek. Now tell me who wouldn’t want to kiss this ashtray. LOL
I can’t believe some people!!!
Trying to tell me smoking isn’t COOL!!! You don’t know from cool, ya ingrates!!
Dammit JMO, you beat me to it 🙂
great minds think alike…
LOL NM and fools seldom differ
fools seldom differ
ha ha JMO….great minds think alike!
Miles: I think we both owe JMO a coke (jinx)
LOL Miles
I can’t believe some websites!!
Don’t let us view comments in real time so we can avoid comment duplication!!!
I can’t believe some people!!!! they owe me a coke and didn’t even offer to spike it for me. vodka please
I think so NM….he’s too quick with his keys.
I can’t believe some people!!! want me to go out and buy a new toaster when my wire hanger bent just right and placed over my burner makes the best toast around. I only have to flip it once
I can’t believe some people !!! Is now # 1
Horray!!!!
There was a thread last year (“salt the damn driveway”) that we were trying to get to 1000 comments. We got above 700 if i recall.
I remember that, I think it’d be much easier to do it now with the new format, because we can find this bitch easier if we keep it in the top 10.
Oops my bad. I just searched it…only 344 comments.
I think there was one up in that 700 range though…..can’t think of the title now.
Agreed PAS…that will make it easier to keep finding this thread.
Why would the driveway thread not be in the top 10, then?
…and what was it hijacked for? lol
If you search “salt the damn driveway” you will find it.
I think it became a flame war over Ginger’s identity probably. There were 2 or 3 threads at the time about that.
It predates the website overhaul so only bitches posted since then count toward the stats on the right.
It turned into our place to bitch at each other while we requested a dedicated thread from Tim for that very purpose. It was from the old site, so those bitches probably don’t count for the Top 10.
Generally I think it’s more entertaining to hijack a random thread when we need a place to be leotarded. The dedicated bitches weren’t as fun.
Hey… This is kind of turning into an index of bitches, so we could link to them and make them easy to find too…like so:
I can’t believe some people!
I stick my name to my chest and people have the nerve to read it!
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
Hijacking is most funny when the OP is involved and gets upset that nobody cares about their stupid problems. I always find that a hoot.
Hey PAS I desided to use leo-tard but exchange “leo” to whom ever made the stupid ass comment eg I have recently used kayo-tard(ed) for some of her comments. I would be JMO-tard LOL.
BTW I can’t believe some people!!! never posted on this thread. where are you TTFN your missed or kay (must be to funny for her) LOL
That will be good for this board, but not quite as applicable for speaking purposes.
I can’t believe some people!
This bitch is kissing all the bus drivers when she damn well knows I’ve been waiting for them to ask me out! *cries*
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
I can’t believe some people!
Am I the only one who occasionally tries to click on the “most discussed” tab and it just sends me to the top of the page? Andy, is this a problem with my broswer, or something you can fix?
PAS I get that to most time. the edit you post is another issue.
I get that too PAS. Instead of clicking ‘refresh’ all the time, click the ‘latest love the way we bitch’ tab and you won’t have that problem.
okay, sorry. that used to work for me, but it’s not working now…
Which group clicks on those links more often?
1. regular posters who have already read most of the posts and want to get to the last few
or
2. people who are reading the thread for the first time and would want to start at the original bitch and first comments
Hopefully the Coast can sort that out.
…although when I’m looking at this on my phone, scrolling to the bottom is an extra pain.
ALSO… Why is it that the comments are displayed from oldest to newest, going down, most of the time, but after I’ve posted something it goes upside down, with my post at the top??
…sorry to derail/hijack. Where were we…
I can’t believe some people!
They come to a site to unleash obscenities about their families and co-workers, let loose with rage-filled comments about controversial issues, and generally test the limits of incivility…and they DON’T LEAVE THEIR NAMES!
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
I can’t believe some people! I offer to share my mocha with them, and then they drink it all and projectile vomit it back up all over my car! Just when I was learning to drive it!
Wow. I missed that one. …been away for a while.
…link?