To a certain spa on Spring Garden, test your waxers before you hire them! Went in yesterday and got placed with a waxer I’ve never have before. She started to wax me and I felt things were wrong. I asked her if she knew what she was doing and told me that she was using a new technique and not to worry.

24 hours later… my bikini line is rubbed raw, there are still strips of hair and there are huge red bumps all over my nether region. I’ve been getting these for years and have never had an experience like this. When I called the management they said that small discomforts can occur and they do not offer refunds or credits for them. No way to prove it other than walking into the lobby and flashing them. —Hair Still There

This article appears in Jun 9-15, 2011.

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  1. serves you fucking right, after oing to do this stupid shit. ripping out your cunt hair, to me, is akin to having a root canal. why the fuck do you women feel the need to go bald at your snatch, to me, that looks like you are trying to be a little girl again. guess what? you can’t go back there again.
    if you wanna be bald, then use a fucking razor, or have a horny dude chew it the fuck off. goddamn, this just drives me battier than i am. fucking foolish bullshit.

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  2. It’s God telling you to grow out your bush, OB(original busher?).
    Some of us fellas go gaga for that kind of thing. I swear to God.

    WP
    Bushman of the Kalahari

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  5. And I always can’t help but think that men who like it bald are maybe a wee bit of a latent pedophile. Too extreme? Maybe.

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  6. Some people like body hair, some don’t, some are indifferent, some like a little but not too much.. different strokes..

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  7. Yikes OP, I’d be very upset. I can’t believe the management would let that go on. Maybe send them some photos of the evidence (blocking out any inappropriateness of course)?

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  8. dont listen to the haters…. wax that sh*t off….. nothing worse than goin down into a jungle of smelly pubes that give you flashbacks of luke skywalker crashing his X-wing into the swamps of Degobah.

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  9. “… luke skywalker crashing his X-wing into the swamps of Degobah.” Oh my various Gods heh heh heh

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  10. Getting a bikini wax is a lot different than going bald. I don’t know many women who can get away without waxing or shaving some parts down there. When I go to put on a bathing suit or bikini bottoms, I don’t want hair pushing itself out the sides or on my inner thigh. That doesn’t mean that the bush needs to go though.

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  11. Tell me KillBrindi, how often do you get to ‘go down’ after making a comparison of the experience to a scene from Star Wars? I bet THAT rreeealllly gets ’em all hot ‘n bothered, eh? Ya charmer, ya!(*Insert tasteless Star Wars sex joke here*)
    Quoting Han Solo from the same movie: “And I thought they smelled bad….(pant, pant)…on the OUTside!”

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  12. I know we’ve talked about this a billion times on here, but Ima still comment. I can’t stand having hair there and take it all off. I don’t really care if the older men don’t like it. I have never heard of a man stopping sex and saying, “You know, I don’t think we should do this…I would prefer it if you had some hair” but I have heard of men stopping the sex because of muffs. They get a lot more gross and smelly then if it were bare. Can you imagine one of those humid and scorching hot summer days and having a rug between your legs? ICCCK. That being said, you should always clean before and after any action no matter the landscaping ;D

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  13. i don’t think imma hater ’cause i don’t want hot wax on the velvet underground

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  14. you would be surprised….. when you combine with with my darth vader mask and cape its like catnip to the ladies…… “Lucy……i AM your DADDY!!!”

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  15. Snubiz: some men actually like the bald look because they find they can see the entire genital area when they’re penetrating, not because they have desires to fuck children. And the sensations are different given the hair situation of both partners, especially when major grindage is going on (and I’m not talking pauly shore grindage, either).

    In any event, it’s true — just because someone get a bikini wax doesn’t mean they’re getting it all waxed off, though a simple bikini trimmer would do the trick just as well without any discomfort. 🙂

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  16. lol Brindi…well played.
    I prefer it to be trimmed, not necessarily waxed bald…just cleaned up a little with some trimmers or whatever. Nothing wrong with doing a little routine housekeeping down there. I do it to my disco stick. Plus, with us guys, it helps to visually enhance things down there…makes things look bigger…and I need all the help I can get in that dept. Hung like a double A battery ffs. 🙁

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  20. Maybe kitty…or maybe you’re confusing me for the double A battery in your B.O.B….(ohhhhhh snap! j/k) I may not be long, but I got girth, baby! LOL and besides….Ya-harrrr…’tis not the size of the vessel that matters, matey…’tis the motion of the ocean that counts!…Ya-harrrrrr….er…or so I’ve been told. :S

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  22. Haaaaaaay, I wasn’t targeting the snapz at you, avast0!

    You’re right though — you can have the biggest dick on the planet, but if you don’t know how to use it… Booooring.

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  24. lol…sorry Donk… should I take that as a compliment? If so, ta very much.
    I’ve noticed you’ve been fairly quiet on the subject of this bitch…care to share your opinion? I’m not trying to be bold or rude or anything. I’m genuinely curious.

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  29. Nice collection PG! I think I may have had one or two of those growing up….that’s ok…I’m more of a Tonka man myself..

    http://www.13one6.com/images/pics/blog/sep…

    I came across a site that had some of these toys for sale…the tag line was “Antique steel toys for sale”…..ANTIQUE??!!….Ugh..Sweet Hey Zeus I feel old!!

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  31. I never really say anything when it comes to personal matters as such mainly because diffferent strokes for different folks right. For myself, I never say what I prefer ’cause what happens down under is only for the Australians to know about 😉

    … if that makes any sense.

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  32. i never liked barbie dolls avasto. i liked playing in the dirt with my big brudder

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  35. To enter into the carpeting VS hardwood floors debate: ladies, run your fingers across the hairiness of your scalp. Now run your fingers across the bare skin on your forehead. Notice the difference? Going bald is not for the benefit of your partner, nor is it a paedo thing. It is purely about increasing personal sensation, or so I am told. It’s also much easier to keep clean. Just ask any dude who shaves his head.

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  36. …and i would add that some of us are hairier than t’others. coming from scottish blood, most of my hair is on my tete not my corps

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  41. I was making fun of a previous situation, donk. lolz.

    But if he *is* cute…. ROFLCOPTER.

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  43. I mean young men these days on the dating scene are expected to not have big bushy pubes, you know what I mean? I don’t think there are too many girls out there with bushy pubes fetishes.

    Some girls pull off the bush look, but even they have to maintain it somewhat, and yes I would be VERY embarrassed if I brought my lady friend to the beach and everyone could see her pubes sticking out of her bikini. Come on people. This ain’t 1970.

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  44. i’d rather some hair on my man, than have him looking androgynous. oh wait, you said the 70’s. who is it^^

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  45. And Snubiz, that was a very out of line comment. That’s like saying that women who prefer clean shaven/baby faced men are pedophiles. Some people don’t like facial hair, some don’t like chest hair, some don’t like pubic hair. But thanks for letting us know your drapes match your curtains.. in length.

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  46. gotta agree with Oceangirl, head-shaving makes things a lot simpler as far as cleaning goes. It’s also less expensive than a wig and less ridiculous-looking than a combover if you need either No hair, no problem!

    I can also very much confirm that scalp-sunburn = PAIN.

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  49. Did you see this Painey:
    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43395782/ns/…

    Further proof that Sean Bean exemplifies the Seven Pillars of Laddishness.
    Having a pint (1) with a Page 3 girl half his age (2). Some wanker takes a few liberties so Sean invites him outside. (3) Returns after being stabbed with a broken glass (4). Declines to involve either the National Health or the local plods(5) Makes do with a first aid kit (6).
    Orders another pint (7)

    Truly….
    http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…

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  52. that’s our sean ♥ sorry the weather is so typically new scotland for your vacay ☁☂

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  53. Meh – good for reading and glue-sniffing. And the coveted afternoon nap. Ooooh Yeah!

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  56. LOL Painey – yeah, we had a luverly little nap this afternoon. Looks like the oral steroids have stabilized her asthma for now. Whoever invented pill pockets deserves a Nobel.

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  57. no kidding eh? we give the donkey a pill once a month and he always manages to spit it out no matter what we put it in. those pockets smell like tripe, just the ticket…he starts to drool buckets and voila, pill down the gullet

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  58. how about just wrapping those pills in bacon or dipping them in meat juice? probably works just as well and costs less than special pill pockets?

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  59. i call him bacon boy. i have used them once and was really just trying to commiserate with the captain. re: giving pills to cats…booboo i’m lookin at you

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  60. “he fits right in” *snicker* That’s what she said!

    (sorry, I really couldn’t help myself)

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  61. OP, how do you expect them to remove all your winter bush hair growth? Maybe next time they should try a weed wacker. Or a blow torch. Ewww but then it might turn into a crispy cunt.

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  62. lol, I wasn’t going to go there meOw, (although I DID think about it for a second or two), but thanks! lol
    Kitty – I’m 6’2″, ripped, and have been told I look a lot like Gerard Butler, look at me, now look away, now back at me, What’s in your hand? Back at me. I got it. It’s 2 tickets to that thing you love. I’m on a horse.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d83…

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  65. OMFG – Ralmn, how in hell did you get a webcam into my apartment? Uncanny, how close to reality that is. Rawk!

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  66. MOLLY DOES THE SAME THING OMG.

    Where’d/when you get your cat, ivan????? Puffy might be from the same litter as Molls and Osks!

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  67. She’s a 6 year old dilute tortoiseshell. We got her when she was 1 from a girl SOBova worked with @ Convauschwitz. They need not be related; they just belong to the same union. >; )

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  69. Ahhh Moscar are five. We got them when they were three weeks old from one of my mother’s co workers after her neighbour found their mommy caught in a hollowed out tree. They called animal control, but she died before they got there and left 7 or 8 gorgeous little furry babies.

    <3

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  72. Oh, PK – that’s so sad. Big Rawks to you for giving 2 of the wee moggies a good home.

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  74. LOL Kitty – I don’t know how but I totally missed your post…derrr
    So, what exactly am I mailing you? This postal strike may slow things down 😉

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  75. We were only going in for one and molly came and climbed up on me all “oh hay! wanna be my mommy?” and the rest is history. ^_^

    And avast0, I mean ’email’, which was my classic “how you doin’?” line which was a response to your physical description. lollercoaster.

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  76. Simon’s Cat has a whole series of hilarious vids. I think it’s a comic strip. 🙂

    I sent the vid to my man too – he thought it was funny. Then realized that he suffers through that daily since I moved in with my furball. And quickly stopped laughing and started glaring at the D-man. It was cute.

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  77. lol kitty- I knew what you meant when you said “mail me”. My response was just a little bit of humour…….VERY little, it would appear :S LOL

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  79. those are awesome ralmn thanks. i love it when he puts the fly in the guy’s mouth^^

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  80. It’s been a LONG day avast0.

    Trying to get everything tied up before I go away here at work i.e.: my brain is mush!

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  82. I’m finished in just over a half hour and I feel like a) I just got here and b) I’ve barely made a dent in anything.

    And just for FUN (because I’m a masochist like that) I get to sit at the RMV for 4 or 5 hours tonight to get my ID and crap updated so they’ll let me on the plane.

    >.<

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  84. just between you and me young thomas, i’d rather talk about them than purses^^

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  85. RMV tonight and airport tomorrow, poor old Pretty Kitty is going to have her hands full dealing with (insert vulgar term for vaginas, here)

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  86. the last time i was at the dull building next to the rona, it was about an hour wait. luckily there was entertainment^^

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  87. I went to the RMV on Portland St. yesterday morning to renew my class 2, and despite a minor snafu involving the eye colour on my license, I was in and out in 15 minutes.

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