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I order a pizza, eat half that night…The next morning I reheat some more for breakie. As I chewed, I felt something tickle the back of my throat. Was it stringy melted cheese? No. It was a long black hair. I have short blonde hair. WTF! —#hairnet
This article appears in Jan 8-14, 2015.
9 Comments
Where did you store this half-eaten processed piece of poison? Was it on the counter or in the oven? Why do some folk put left-over pizza in the oven? Gross. Anyway, something in your abode may have crawled all over that shit and a long black hair from the arse of the intruder was left behind. Please put left overs in the refrigerator.
You have already eaten far worse. The regulations include a tolerance for insect parts, mouse droppings, etc. in food products such as flour.
Students – a quick financial tip: Buy real food, leaving more party money.
Daddy Big Nuts… errrr Big Bucks
BEDTIME ACTIVITIES
Clearly the answer to the dilemma lies in the nature of your activities during the time you went to bed after eating half the pizza and arose the following morning to eat the other half. Did those activities include fellatio with someone with long black hair? Write back soon.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
They should have charged you more for the extra fiber.
Tip your driver!
SHHHHHHH …OB quiet, or everyone who doesn’t get long black hairs will be jealous of your preferential treatment.
Perhaps this was a love token from the pizza man. After the next 10 pizzas, you’ll have enough love tokens to make yourself a banging nice bracelet.
Some places it’s mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIKHwVN-lL…