Douche, you tried to get someone in trouble by making up complete crap and getting your Mom to sook to the boss. Too bad we aren’t all 8 years old like you, living in a high school aged body. So your plan didn’t work, and now everyone knows you’re a douche. Everyone knows what slime you really are… I can’t imagine what kind of “professional” you think you can be with such low self-esteem. People thought you were just a knob, now they know you are a douche bag. —Score One For the Little Guy
This article appears in May 5-11, 2011.


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AHAHAHA. It’s bad enough when parents do shit for their kids where I work, but my GOD who actually gets their parents to talk to their boss for them?
Only time my parents have ever talked to any of my bosses was when my dad called my boss to tell her how I was doing after my surgery because she told me to get someone to let her know how I made out. Other than that… there’s no reason for my parents to ever speak to my bosses (unless it’s a social situation).
“getting your Mom to sook to the boss”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Snort! Hahaha! Hahaha! Snort! Snort! Hehehe! Hahahaha!
Okay, I’ve had my good chuckle for the day! (Picks self up off floor) Hahahaha! Hahaha!
o.p., douches are not made or created, they are just born that way, and learn from others everyday.