Dear grammar policing Bitch mocker who posted in the love the way we love section.
I know you enjoy poking fun at the atrocious spelling of others, however perhaps you should correct your own grammatical errors before submitting your bitch. Now where is my red pen?
Dear Bitchers,
Some of you are so funny. I love your funny names. Like Farts Mahoney. Where do you come up with this stuff? Thanks for being so creative and grouchy.
Bitch lurker.
PS. Don’t ever learn to spell.
Like Farts Mahoney is an incomplete sentence. The writer should have used a comma after writing funny names in the previous sentence. There is no clear subject in the aforementioned sentence. Are you asking a question to Mahoney? (do you) like farts Mahoney? Or are you making a statement?
There is a spelling error in the name Bitch lurker. lurker should be capitalized.
—Slepping Eroneuosly
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
I love it when you people pick out tiny little stuff like that. As you wrote that, you must have been thinking about how you felt superior in every way to the person who wrote the post in question. Hmmm…. let’s look at your post, shall we? Well, I see one glaring example already. Your title should read Pot and Kettle, regardless if you wanted it to be ironic in nature. We shall now analyze you style. You had made a comment of where to appropriately use commas, and yet you do not use commas where you need to. For example; “Now where is my red pen?”, should read: “Now, where is my red pen?”. Perhaps one should think of their own errors before commenting upon the errors of others, hm?
Fever, the comma placement in your example is optional and not incorrect. However, the missing comma after “however” is simply bad grammar.
No one’s grammar is perfect. Some need to work on it more than others (like those who make the most basic mistakes like, for instance, “you’re” instead of “your” or “to” in place of “too” or “their” instead of “there”….there’s just no excuse for that shit unless it’s a silly typo), but when you get down to the nitty gritty, even those of us with degrees in writing aren’t going to have perfect grammar.
…although it’s quite ironic when people make bitches regarding people’s lack of “grammer” hahaha. That slays me every time.
I’m going to represent all the horrible spellers in this little rant here because honestly
I can’t spell for shit and my grammar sucks too. I am very thankful that spell check exists, but I was in French immersion all of my life so maybe that’s why I can’t spell.
I don’t find it IRONIC because everyone, including those who can’t spell need a good bitch now and then. I might not be able to spell but I am fluent in 3 different languages perhaps that’s something to think about!!!
as long as you’re not using text-talk, I shrug it off… unless of course it’s a bitch about poor grammar. It’s all fair game at that point.
This thread is totally RED-ICULOUS!
YES zZz that’s when I get picky about grammar too. If you’re going to criticize someone on any point you sure as hell better not be doing the same thing (i.e.: fat people telling other fat people to put the cheeto back in the bag, or the town bike calling another girl a slut, y’know?).
Oh the hypocrisy of it all! lol