To the owners or whoever makes the rules… Fuck you and your cat only buildings… Let the rest of us suffer it out when we have dogs… People wonder why there are so many dogs in shelters or being put down.. BECAUSE of you morons who prefer your lazy ass cats to the companionship only a dog can give.. GO FUCK YOURSELF morons… You ruin peoples lives…See what happens when I win the lottery, I will have your places and your pathetic little cats demolished!
—From the dog lover to the dog haters
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
What’s with the kitty hating? Cats are awesome. And it’s not the fault of the management, it’s the fault of every idiot who can’t train their dog not to bark/piss/destroy property, which FYI, goes for cats too in a lot of buildings.
I don’t think landlords “prefer [their] lazy ass cats to the companionship only a dog can give”, I think they prefer their shit not being fucked up. Cats don’t tend to destroy shit like dogs and they don’t tend to make as much noise as a fucking dog barking and shit (a meow is a lot quieter than a fucking bark). SwampDonkey’s right: inept dog owners ruined it for the responsible dog owners out there. I’m sure everyone who has a dog that fucked shit up in an apartment didn’t say “my dog fucks shit up” when they moved into an apartment, they probably said “oh my dog’s a good dog”…so who can they really trust.
And not EVERY building takes cats. Fact is though that along with being less destructive, more people have cats and if landlords didn’t relent on the cat issue they’d have a lot of vacant apartments.
Cats are smaller, make less noise, cleaner (when’s the last time either of my cats pissed on the floor? never. Cats tend to go in their litter boxes (or outside) unless they’re sick), and you don’t have to babysit them all the time. Dogs are just too much of a risk.
And my cats provide as much companionship as any dog without sniffing my butt or attempting to hump my fucking leg.
You don’t need to use a choke-chain to teach a cat a lesson like some stupid dog either! 😀
ps: “YELP!”
I tell ya, cats are much better overall in an apartment… But this no dogs in most apartments thing is strictly a Halifax quirk. I have friends and family across the country in nice/shitty apartments and the landlords allow dogs, and if they don’t, they don’t allow animals altogether. I’m either or, I love an overzealous, excitable German Shepherd as much as I do a black little purr machine. But I certainly understand why they don’t allow them in.
IIRC I’m pretty sure some provinces can’t ban animals from apartments or at least kick you out on the basis of acquiring one (dogs and cats alike).
When you win the lottery? Yeah, good strategy.
ok Pretty Kitty and Fever, I’ll hold ’em down while you nip up your precious’ … we’ll throw some temptations down their pants and let ’em loose.
or better yet, bury this wanker to their neck and wrap scratching post rope rope ’round their head.
I have never been able to comprehend the intelligence sublevel one must be at, to “on purpose” put a container in your home for a cat to regularly shit & piss in !?!
On the other hand cat’s not bad cooked slowly on the Bar-B-Q, but there isn’t a lot of meat on them & rabbit is tastier. Except to have a cat or 2 out in the barn to keep the mice down, I can’t really see any use in having one. I sure wouldn’t let the hairball puking,flea attracting, shedding factories anywhere near the inside of my home…but if you’ve got a barn & its a bad year for rabbits…
When was the last time anyone heard of a thief scared off by a cat ?
One of my cats is allergic to temptations. Last time I gave her some she almost died. No joke.
I live in a “Cats-only” building. While for me this isn’t really an issue because I don’t keep any pets, I have to admit that sometimes walking down my hallway, the stench of uncleaned litter boxes is far more annoying than any dog barking could be. Keep your dogs quiet and your cats stench-free. Or be fair and have a “No Animals” policy.