To the tenant who bailed on me the day that she was supposed to move in: thanks a bloody lot you little twerp. You justified your decision by stating that you could save yourself $400. I , on the other hand, will be out that same amount at a time that I can ill afford it . The room could have been rented a dozen times over, but now I am stuck with the empty space. Next time, why not come over and steal the money outright. At least it will save everyone a bit of time and I would have been spared your new age blather.

You did mention that you had an “old soul”. If that is the case, you seem to be stuck with one that has spent the last few centuries stiffing people left, right and centre. Maybe it is time to trade it in for a new, more honorable model. Even better, why not dump your childish ways and start on your road to adulthood. It’s one whose path demands certain sacrifices and inconveniences, but if you chose the right fork, the reward will be that you can wake up in the morning and look at yourself without pangs of guilt and shame. You could begin this journey by returning my keys. Peace.

—Stiffed and Miffed

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  1. Maybe your Karma didn’t jive with the person’s Old Soul… Maybe their Astral Projections didn’t show them that the space would not work out or something stupid like that. Speaking of stupid, you should have gotten a deposit. Yes….. the Tarot tells me so…. get a deposit and you shall no longer feel this pain…..

  2. I used to live near some hippies in the woods, these people were the biggest hypocrites, they were all about saving the rainforest and taking care of Gaia and whatever, but they couldn’t even ensure that their campsites didn’t look like garbage dumps. Even in grizzly territory. This bitch reminds me of that.

  3. Hey, S$M. This is completely unrelated to your bitch, but when you posted it, what exactly did you do? A bunch of us have been trying to post bitches for days, and when we click the submit button, we just get looped back to the submit a bitch page. The dire lack of new bitches in the last week seems to indicate this is a widespread issue.

  4. Fever; there was a deposit.
    Mole: the b word was uncalled for. Her brain, after all, still has years of growing to do. Hopefully she will turn out fine.
    Desperate: not sure. using Firefox 3.01. Maybe it’s a browser issue.

  5. Sounds like a certain Clinical Psychology student that I was subletting a room to in my house along with two other people. I guess I should have posted in my advertisement and wrote somewhere on teh lease that I am gay because as soon as he found out he cancelled his deposit cheque which bounced the subsequent deposit I had to pay along with the first month rent…. becuase I was trying to “pull the wool over his eyes” by not telling him I was gay. Don’t flatter yourself you ugly fucker – I didn’t want your skinny hick-ass anyways… roomate or not. Oh well: as long as there are rental units there will be horrible tennants.

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