So, how long have the Mellotones been playing? Too damn long in my opinion. Do these jokers even have a single album after apparently several decades of playing? Are there not any other bands in Halifax that can play ‘dance’ music? Every fucking Thursday it’s the same thing. FUCK the FUCK OFF ALREADY! I don’t give a rat’s ass.
We need different bands booked. It’s the same old shit every week around here. —Sven the Impaler
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.


Ditto Joe Murphy and his white boy blues.
Shouldn’t you maybe edit this, Mod?…
Ooh I like that name. Imma name my baby Sven.
better than vlad donkster
there are lots of so called bands out there. but none that i heard are fuck all good. i would waste another dollar to see or hear any of them.
but then again, there are people, that actually like that type of crap, go figure.
Sven is a hella kule name. I read this guy all the time in High School:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bukxolVRpt4/S_qs…
Think Erich Maria Remarque tweaked on crystal and listening to The Clash while he wrote All Quiet…
Lol pg et Ivan
After googling Vlad images … I’ve come to the conclusion that if my kid looks like this http://contanatura.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/d…
I’m going to kill myself
From this bitch, & the earlier one this week where Musicians are barely getting paid…is it any wonder that there are fewer bands around today !
The Mtones are a full horn band, with keyboards, full rhythm section. If you want to see something shittier and smaller, go watch a DJ play records.
The guys in the Mellotones have made their lives studying great music that people can dance to, and they make half decent coin for doing it.
So fuck you, OP.
If you don’t like them, go to the Dome and get stabbed by an underaged patron.
Fuck you twice.
===Every fucking Thursday it’s the same thing.===
http://www.itsahousegig.dumbass.org
start your own band Mr Lennon
..ive got an idea..don’t go there..duhh
and we know the sign of a really good band is a minimum 50% overall ratio….
Let’s HOOTENANNY!!
http://www.emeraldvalleyopry.com/sitebuild…
This bar does book different bands… every other day of the week. But Thursday is my night, don’t fuck with it.
These guys have been playing so long because they are amazingly talented musicians and great performers. They put on the best show in Halifax. The problem isn’t them, it’s that we don’t have enough bands like them. If they ever stop playing I’m going to cry. I’m not kidding about that.
A weekly soul vaccination is good for you, roll up your sleeve.