I secretly want to jump your bones, but being the well mannered cookie-baking girl next door I’ll continue inviting you to dinner and hope you make the first move. —XVII

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  1. Who said it was a guy? The bones jumping thing?…………..I guess.

    OB, life’s too short for the game your playing, start jumping!

  2. Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    Butch: It’s a chopper, baby.
    Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
    Butch: It’s Zed’s.
    Fabienne: Who’s Zed?
    Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

  3. Hey OP. You have nothing to lose, and life is already too short.
    Tell this person. Give them a cookie, then jump their bones.

  4. Z3….My little guy wants the baby to be called Iron Man Z@#*%&….. aka I M Z…..just thought Id share.

  5. Iknorite? Iron Man is one of the most badass names you could give to a kid. It’s a possible bully deterrent, too.

  6. lol. My brother tried to get me to name him Oz…he said “who the hell’s gonna pick a fight with a kid named Oz”…
    If I want him to be tough I’d name him Sue…remember that song? lol.

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