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No matter how loud your car or bike is, you will always have a tiny little penis. At least learn how to use what you have so the rest of don’t have to listen to your embarrassing attempt to increase it’s size.
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.
5 Comments
sounds like you’re talking about the same fuckheads that ROAR by my place in their insanely LOUD (and illegally modified) mufflers… i don’t understand why the cops don’t arrest these idiots and impound their bikes (because they are breaking the law by modifying the exhaust system and generating deafening noise wherever they go)
The only thing worse than a man with a small penis is one with a massive dick and a soft inch in the middle.
i couldn’t agree more,there’s nothing more fun then to watch sometiny little penis in a 4 cylinder car that thinks its FAST,cause it makes lots of noise(they most often sound like sewing machines to me) maybe when they grow up (if they do) they will understand what a powerfull car sounds like.and it doesn’t sound like a sewing machine TINNIE TINY !!!!
Best.Bitch.Ever.
A true player would want their car as QUIET as possible.