LOL…..congrats to the driver of that AUDI grey 2-door coupe in Clayton Park … thought you could cut across oncoming traffic at noon while talking on your phone, and then so casually hold out your hand with the cellphone and shake it at the car that honked at you. Guess all that multitasking prevented you from noticing the cop car stopped at the red light. I know the lights and siren on the cop car definitely caught your attention when he saw what you did. Enjoy the ticket! 🙂 —TextnTalkWitness
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2010.


Thanks for that, OB, that made my afternoon!
So nice to read that the cops were there — right place, right time. Not for the Audi driver who is probably complaining now that he was ticketed for “no reason”
yay!
Haha, that’s awesome. Thanks for sharing this 😀
Double whammy! Hopefully he got 2 tickets. Did the cell phone fines go up yet?
Can’t you see I’m talking here?!
Oh…I mean _driving_, officer.
No Dogma…Welcome back!!! I missed that Will Wheaton clown sweater….lol
Thanks for sharing OP
Thank you OP. Drivers of certain makes of cars often don’t fret about tickets, etc because they have deep wallets. But when they get caught (like that AUDI driver did), it just brings one of those Grinch smiles to my face. I wonder how many tickets he (or she) got from the cop?
I believe the fine for talking on your phone has indeed doubled. Sooo satisfying 🙂
the old “where’s a cop when you need one” comes to mind…loved it. that’s wesley crusher rc…screee
Thanks, Real Chick.
I can’t claim I’ve been ‘too busy’ since JANUARY, but I can say I’m glad to be back!
By the way, I reviewed the last few weeks of posts before I posted, and I didn’t see Miles anywhere. What gives…?
ND – There hasn’t been shit all but repeat bitches….you haven’t missed a thing! Except quite bit of female TMI…and the usual bus bitches. Plus we have another new Mod which has been slacking until the last 24 hours…(thanks Mod 5.0 <3 ).
You been locked up? lol. I didn’t realize we have one of Sprytowns finest as part of the group. 🙂
Miles hasn’t been around in forever. Same with weedhog and BMF.
miles has been gone since the fire fighter debacle and there are a handful more mia. some new bitchers tho^^
@ Real Chick: nah…no good excuse like being locked up. I’m not sure what happened. I do know I checked the site in the spring and summer, but there were no bitches that inspired me to break the silence. …but now I realize it’s not just about the bitches, but also the tangential topics we can twist the threads into and argue about. 😀
@ paingirl: …primer on the fire fighter debacle, SVP? Not a LTWWB topic that drove Miles out of town, I hope…
@ Miles (if you’re lurking): Did you move somewhere without the intertubes?
Also…OP, did you mean to post “TextnTalkWitness”? I’m pretty texting while talking is still legal. 😉
Hi No Dogma, nice to meet you!
I think the OP was texting and talking and witnessing said event. 🙂
Thanks OB, made me smile.
Seems that a disportionate number of Audi drivers are dicks.
you gotta love it when some big non-important asshole gets nailed. god i wish i had a buck for every one that gets away tho.
and welcome back n.d., you should check out my non bitch”going hunting on friday”, it has the longest running comments in the coast’s history. at over 360 right noe, and a douchbag by the tag of montrealman. he/she/it is one fucking riot.
HEEEYYYYY guyz don’t forget that I’m still here posting away from time to time, just not in the fine Regional Municipality of Halifax anymore unfortunately. I still like to read the Bitches on the toilet on my phone, though. It helps with the constipation.
Sebastian is right on. Those assholes that drive high end vehicles believe that the laws don’t apply to them. Fuck em! See them every day.