To the girl on the Mumford bus who picks her nose then looks at the booger on the end of her finger, analyzes it, then eats it…
I know you try to be coy and hide what you are doing… but you are real bad at it. I can’t be the only person who notices this. And the thing is… you are quite hot to look at… then you blow it by eating snot on the bus.
I feel bad for your poor respective other who may be giving you a big wet kiss when you get home. Poor bastard. That’s just fuckin’ gross. It is things like this that make people want to drive their cars to work and avoid public transportation. —Anti-booger eating transit user
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
No OP. It’s stuff like this that makes me wish I was Howard Fucking Hughes and could avoid ALL human contact entirely.
“To the Spruce Moose Smithers”
Click – “I said, Get In!”
yikes, at least she could have the decency to wipe it on the seats^^^
Or smear it across the windows……or the hand rails. If she’s a NSCAD student, she could collect her snot discoveries and creature a sculpture.
Hahahahaha! Is this real?
better than a h1n1 shot, it is.
she’s just vaccinating herself from all the viral pathogens floating around….
and I suppose she’s vaccinating herself from pretty much anyone who sees her vaccinating herself.
Mmmm I love my car <3
Oh this makes me sad.
OP is just pissed because she didn’t offer some.
Mental issues maybe?
You guys are ITCHING to have her offer you some, c’mon, admit it…
Ick, it’s disgusting to think about, but I’m sure the majority of the population does grosser things in private. I’ve walked in on it before, and am still traumatized to this day… it’s really not my fault I’m a germaphobe.
As gross as it is, I’d rather her eat it than wipe in on the seat or the window, at least I can’t sit in it if it’s in her mouth…
I have to go wash my hands…
Dude don’t you have a camera cell phone ? next time get a shot and black mail her ass for some ahem special favours ….. I mean show her and explain the situation it puts her in as a fellow citizen 🙂
yeah, but just think of all that nice green protein she’s putting back in her body. yummy, gotta have onions with it though, or maybe just just powder stuff. honk a big one for all us bitchers baby, come on, you can do it.
And it’s ORGANIC. You should be proud that she is reducing her carbon footprint.
I can see the porn movie now – The Snotty Hotty! and you guys think eating donairs is gross…
Hahahaha this bitch is amazing! If I have to pick my nose on the bus then I always flick. And I wait until the bus is mostly empty.
Just dont pick your fucking nose on the bus, simple. Problem solved. Next
When your dancing with your honey
& you feel something runny
you’re certain that its funny
but its snot !
public bogger eating, might catch on like public nudity ~;o
you can pick you friends, you can pick your nose, but don’t pick your friend’s nose. merci mr. more that was funny
It is gross , no doubt about that. I can’t help but think if you weren’t staring at her then you wouldn’t have noticed. problem solved.
Good one More!
pain-sis, you beat me to it:)
Bus riders, beware the pick-n-flick a la jgoreham. Or maybe it could become a commuter sport, like paintball, only it’d be called boogerball. Bus board (bored?) boogerball! Coming to a bus near you.
More…
it always seems both happen on the metro transit…
be it crotchety ladies not crossing their jambons…
or peeps pic-n-flicking….
I’m sure my clothing would glow under the uv-bacterial light now as opposed to when I used to walk to work.
Not crossing their hams??
I know you mean legs, but it’s a cute mental image…. old lady in hair net with an old purse and carpet slippers, out grocery shopping with two hams in her lap, spread wide open…
I get my favourites after a day in the woodshop. Nice and crispy with a touch of blood for flavour. MMmm.
jeez louise walter, you have set the bar high for gourmand snacks^^^
The OP probably wishes the Hot Snot was eating some of his ball snot
Clever & gross, 8.6, puke.
i used to work at a place painting car motors and trunks, man o man, when i blew my beak, it was like a fucking neon rainbow, cool to look at too. this was way back in the 70’s now people.
You don’t want to look under my coffee table, or the edges of my counters.