This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Moron on Oxford Street
To the jerk on Oxford Street who decided it would be wonderful to take up the the whole damn road while waiting to turn on to Allan Street. I honked at you to move your damn car to the yellow line so I wouldn’t have to wait to turn on to Oak Street (as y
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This city is filled with idiots behind the wheel. Our society has produced thousands and thousands of self-indulgent, spoiled overgrown brats who couldn’t give a rat’s ass for anything but their own comfort zone. Why shouldn’t they yak on their cell, primp their hair, eat their greasy burger or put on lipstick? Or, in your case, accomodate you a few feet forward? To expect the least little courtesy from such assholes is like asking for the fucking moon.
Lighten up, the standard response to the honky-honk is an upturned finger. What was your rush? is what they were probably thinking, do you really think ‘honk’ in single syllable form really conveyed ‘please pull ahead and move closer to the yellow line so that I can pass and get to where I’m going faster, thank you, have a nice day’ ???suck it up.
um no I’m not going to suck it up and until people learn to drive I’m gonna be honking at morons. Nova Scotia has the worst drivers I swear. why the hell should I have to wait when that persons not allowed to hog the damn road. My rush? To not sit and wait for an idiot to figure out he’s hogging the damn road I have better things to do.zac
I suspect that the subject of your abuse hopes never to see you again either. Making fun of someone’s age and weight is a good way to show your maturity. Tell me, did you use your horn to say “kindly move slightly to the left” in Morris code? Didn’t think so. Unless this disgusting 60 year old was in the wrong lane, you have nothing to complain about. I would have given you the finger too.
to tell the honest truth I don’t really care he was grose. I don’t hate all 60 somethings my grandparents are one of them and i love them dearly However this was a fat piece of lard in a suv hogging the road how disgusting is that?
You’re a douche, simple as that.
umm real mature a douche what the hell kinda insult is that? What are you in middle school? Even people at my high school don’t use comments that stupid.
Just wait until you turn 60…let’s see if you’ll be trim enough to walk everywhere instead of using your car. And let’s see how perfect you are.
rolls eyes and doesn’t care just because your 60 doesn’t mean you can’t walk and have to drive a suv. My grandmother drives a little corrolla and is kind to other drivers. I don’t feel sorry for the massively overweight I’m sorry if that sounds cruel but oh well someone has to say it.
Oh I have nothing against senior citizens (work with them at a bank) and nothing against over weight people – age/size has nothing to do with poor driving.
sure it does when your fat belly blocks the steering wheel so your “required” to get a suv and your too busy eating a box of timbits yapping on your cell phone and drinking your second extra large double double while driving.