Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit 
Member since Feb 24, 2012

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Manifesto/Bio

I'm tank-ful I got da big Earth-cake on my side!

Currently

Benchpressing 712lbs. with Jesse Ventura

Updated on April 14, 2013 at 5:01 PM

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Re: “Livingstoned in the Hydrostone!

Instead of disagreeing with Ivan I just went to the airshow with him. Totally got him back by farting in his warm up of Olands later in the day.

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Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/06/2013 at 4:36 PM

Re: “Livingstoned in the Hydrostone!

We all know Bro Tim is either a Flames or Blue Jackets fan. Possibly even a Caps fan but not that commie Ivachkin.

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Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/05/2013 at 4:34 PM

Re: “May 2, 2011

http://www.quotefully.com/tvshow/ep/That+%…

The second last exchange is the best of the show.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/04/2013 at 9:34 PM

Re: “Oliver your ass belongs to us

Spoken like a true native :D

Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/04/2013 at 6:58 PM

Re: “May 2, 2011

I got my hair cut by a Vietnamese sebastian in Montreal last November. Dude hooked me up with them pointy sideburns n shit. And a major 10-4 on Thai chili sauce! I mix it with my morning tea sometimes.

Did your dad also think Luke Skywalker was a fruit like Red Foreman did?

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/04/2013 at 6:57 PM

Re: “The bank steals your money

The most important thing was that I wore a donair on my belt ... which was the style at the time. We didn't have Lebanese donairs because of the oil embargo; only those large Imperial donairs made by some King.

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Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/04/2013 at 6:57 PM

Re: “Oliver your ass belongs to us

"Fuck the U.N. It's nothing more than a cut-rate travel agency for cannibals in Mao jackets who come to the Big Apple to spend the morning trashing the U.S. in the General Assembly, take their multiple wives shopping on 5th Ave in the afternoon and then go out clubbing with a pocketful of rohypnol and Diplomatic Immunity."

They get to do all that? I got it all wrong with this hustling bootleg 'WCW: The Music' CDs and Great Muta t-shirts.

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Posted by Canadian Strongman Dino Biscuit on 05/04/2013 at 5:55 PM

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