Bastard Fish
Member since Jan 17, 2009

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I live in Botswana.

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I'm in the Ronald McDonald hospital for children because I got ketchup and vinegar in my eyes and it stings.

Updated on July 23, 2009 at 11:18 AM

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Re: “Dirty pirates”

Just magnet link that shit up and don't worry about it. The cost to prosecute and win will be more than the 5K cap.

People like KPK can can go blow a gasket getting mad about this stuff. It's funny.

8 likes, 1 dislike

Posted by Bastard Fish on 05/13/2013 at 4:49 PM

Re: “Seriously... WTF is wrong with me??”

We're all idiots. No worries.

2 likes, 0 dislikes

Posted by Bastard Fish on 03/18/2013 at 5:37 PM

Every life music show I went to in Halifax they blasted the music so loud that you literally can't hear anything, including the music. It just sounds like distortion.

I went to one gig and the stupid hipster bassist wanted to be the centre of attention so I guess he is allowed to just destroy the song by cranking it to 11.

Maybe that's why the indie music scene is dying, because most of them are fucking idiots.

2 likes, 3 dislikes

Posted by Bastard Fish on 02/14/2013 at 12:16 PM

Re: “Stop sticking it to the students!”

Jesus fucking christ you people need to get a life. Pretty Kitty if your 'joke' is able to inspire so much venom maybe you should reconsider your overinflated sense of comedic skills.

Just joking!

4 likes, 0 dislikes

Posted by Bastard Fish on 02/12/2013 at 6:37 PM

Re: “My vagina needs lovin', without all this hormonal shit”

Have you tried Skyn condoms? They're made from polyisoprene instead of latex. My girlfriend said the latex ones bothered her, but the polyisoprene are fine.

4 likes, 1 dislike

Posted by Bastard Fish on 02/10/2013 at 7:43 PM

Re: “Homeless yuppie”

53K is starter salary? Shit I must be doing this wrong.

9 likes, 0 dislikes

Posted by Bastard Fish on 11/03/2012 at 9:05 PM

Re: “Talentless gangsta wannabe cook”

2 many gangstas in da kich-in.

2 likes, 0 dislikes

Posted by Bastard Fish on 09/14/2012 at 5:22 PM

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Re: “Gingerbread Haus Bakery”

I have gone here twice. It's a nice small place. The service is fast, the food is quality, and servers are cute, not expensive and lots of desserts to choose from. I wish the coffee cups weren't so small and dainty, I feel silly trying to drink coffee from them.

Posted by Bastard Fish on 11/24/2009 at 10:39 PM

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