This is for the asshat who lives on my cul de sac: take that fucking monstrosity back to what ever grave you dug it out of. Me and my neighbours (not your neighbours, we would never call you that!) have had enough of your shit. I sit down to watch TV in the evenings and what do I see wobbling down the road from my big fucking bay window? Your fucking penny farthing! Nothing irks me quite like the sight of unproportionate wheels do. You smile and drive the length of the road, turn around, and come back again. Over and over and over. You stop and show it off to the kids on my street. Not my fucking kid, you can of shit. I wont let him out of the house when you are around. I’ve spoken with my neighbours and we are going to contact our councilor about this, as that twisted shit storm of wheel and peddles is obviously breaking any clean neighbourhood law that we have. I tired talking to you. I told you to stuff that shitbike in the sewer. You told me that it was just a bike and you did not intend to bother anyone. BUT YOU STILL RIDE IT! There is no reasoning with your condescending ass you asshole. Thank you day in day out for ruining my day. I GUARANTEE you that bylaw police will be stopping by your house to take that fucking thing away. I had to look my son in the eyes and tell him he could not go outside and play because of you. So thanks. Thanks for ruining his day too. ASSHOLE.—I Want My Neighbourhood Back
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
So, you don’t like the olde-tyme bikes, eh?
http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/2F0…
I’m not quite sure of the point of your post, OP but props for breathing fresh life into an old standard – The Bike Bitch
Yeah. a new take on an old fave. Kudos. Now shut the fuck up, unless jit-bag isn’t wearing a helmet there is a whole lot you can do/say.
What the fuck is the problem?? I really can’t understand why something that gives so many people happiness tears you up like that that? You must be the biggest asshole on the planet. And your poor kid! You won’t let them out to play because someone has a bike you disapprove of? You are a real parent of the year – asswipe moron.
Unless he suspects Uneasy Rider of being Pedo The Clown and using his fixie as pogey-bait. But his objections seemed to be more aesthetic than anything else, so who knows?
Troll? Otherwise, I’m calling insanity/fun hating.
“”I had to look my son in the eyes and tell him he could not go outside and play because of you. So thanks. Thanks for ruining his day too.””
Please….are you a fucking drama Queen or just another crazy, unemployed Mother with nothing better to do than stick your nose in what other people are doing? For your son, though, right?…..Jesus H Christ.
It’s a motorcycle…mind your own fucking business and worry about what’s parked in your driveway.
Ruining your day….fuckkkkkkkkk….
“I tired talking to you” – “stuff that shitbike in the sewer” Nice and mature
“no reasoning with your” – Seems that it’s you that there is no reasoning with.
“tell him he could not go outside and play” – Oh noses Johnny, there’s a bike-cycle on the street, and you’re too stupidly inbred, to trust to get out of the way.
Fuck OB, if an antique bicycle pisses you off this much, you should get down on your knees and thank God in Heaven above, that I’m not your neighbour. I have quite a few antiques.
I don’t get what the big deal is?
So dude likes olde time bikes. I’m sure there is stuff you like that he doesn’t. I don’t understand how this bike has ruined your life.
And you don’t let your kid out when he is out on his bike? Has this bike somehow turned into a leathal weapon? Gimmie a break. Parent of the year, right there. Or is your real issue with this guy and really has nothing to do with the bike? C’mon…fess up. Its not the bike you have a problem with, its the guy on said bike. So let’s hear the real reason you’ve got your panties in a knot.
How does a bike break “clean neighbourhood laws”?
Personally when I see someone with something olde and rare like this penny farthing I think its pretty neat. I don’t think its the end of the world or the ruination of my life. Perhaps teach your children about times past, and use this bike as an example.
How are your children ever going to learn to be understanding, compassionate, well-rounded members of society when clearly you’re batshit crazy?
Ya know what, live and let live. He’s not doing anything harmful. He’s enjoying his neighbourhood. Big deal. Get the fuck over yourselves.
nice girl: It’s not even a motorcycle! It’s a regular pedal bike. One of the ones with the giant wheel on the front and the tiny wheel on the back.
http://australianteacher.files.wordpress.c…
The only legitimate part of this bitch is the riding it back and forth along the street. I find it kind of annoying when people do that in any mode of transportation.
no. 1 o.p., they are cool. no.2 o.p., it’s none of your fucking business what this person rides. no.3 o.p., get a fucking life, and stop you inane bullshit, before someone decks the fuck out of you.and no.4 o.p., mind your fucking own business again.
OP you are a snob and crazy. Also I think your kids better off outside if you’re inside! Get a life.
this has to be a joke, otherwise ibimb
OB are you for fucking real? What a self-entitled twat. As long as the rider is using it legally, who gives a flying fuck. It ain’t pretty enough for you? I wish I knew where you lived so I could get all the ugly bikes out there to parade on your cul-de-sac.
This is just funny. Lulz
First world problems …
Okay, so I am not the original poster, but I am the bike guy he refers to. Not to knock the wind out of his sails, but this was just an attempt on his part to poke a little fun at all the insufferable bike bitches that have shown up on here. He loves my bike, and I am teaching him how to ride it – he does not even have a kid, but if he did, I assure you he would let him ride a penny farthing. They are great bikes, and I hope to revitalise their use in and around the city. The guys on my street are thinking of rounding up a few so we can have biking parties and maybe do some events. I suggest you all try out one if you have the opportunity.
Off topic. Tim, we were talking about you the other day (because you weren’t there), and I have a question. Are/were you SIU?
Never was a part of the Fag, Fire, and Form crew, thank fuck.
It’s called a psychotic breakdown OP. See your shrink and let he/she know the situation, you have developed an uncontrollable hatred of older style bicycles and those riding them.
Let them know this man on the bike is riding something evil and you must protect your children. I’m sure they can give you something remedy the situation, just take them as prescribed.
Actually the way you presented your bitch if I was the guy I would only bring my bike out when you were home. It would be my pleasure to dis-pleasure you. It is you that is ruining your kids day stop blaming others for you being a neighbourhood bitch
yeah I know I am an asshole but sometimes I enjoy it. hahaha
dude, my ride’s cracka-lacking… why you be hatin?
you wait to see the rims I be installing….
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/201…
Mmm the suburbs. Everyone loves to peak out of their windows, hidden behind the curtains, at their neighbours and squabble about what they’re doing/wearing/how they mow the lawn/oh look, another new car/look at his new blonde gf/they don’t walk their dog enough/that leaf blower looks expensive/they need to paint their deck/their garbage cans don’t have lids/yaddda yaddda BLAH. All of which my mother does/says :D.
Ha ha, The Coast has made the ‘big time’ of “Bike Bitches” with a mention in Bike Snob NYC…
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/
Dumb bitch from a dumb bitch.
that is awesome cranky, looks like a funny blog
Whoops, fake bitch! Now don’t I feel silly!
ya, as fake as fake titties.
…very clever tho
A fake bitch? On this board? How dastardly. My faith in my fellow bitchers has been lost. Sob.
I’m so upset I used lost instead of shattered.
there was no anger in the bitch, only absurdity…clap clap
twas not me
…as fake as a politician’s sincerity. Christ, give us a challenge here.
farthing guy, why you do this shit, or your friend? we be the hell’s bitchers here,and only want real shit. not some phoney crap, that is manufactured to get us agoing.
if you or you bud, had any brains, you would not have come on here. now yo will get the vehemance you so richly deserve. and oh yes, they are cool too. but to ride one in this nutty fucking city, is taking your life into your hands, worse than ordinary bikes.
Sounds like someone lives near a halfway house for society’s drop outs.
There is one thing I don’t understand. If this is a loud bike you are talking about, why do the police give out fines to these young kids, for their fart cannons on their piece of shit civics or neon, for being too loud. But you never see one of these old douche bags pulled over for riding by a restaurant terrorizing customers, revving their engine to a deafening level all over the city? Double standard anyone?