word whammer

Dear Co-worker, Maybe I’m overreacting, but the way you say things sometimes just makes me want to punch you in the windpipe. Especially when you asked me if I was going to go to break with you or just “stuff my face”? WTF is that supposed to mean? Bitch! —I’m not a big fattie that […]

It’s not a fucking acronym!!! —T.P. Winklebottom

Please people, it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not ‘could care less’. If you say ‘could care less’ it means that you care a little and it’s possible to care even less than you already care. ‘Couldn’t care less’ means you don’t care at all. For example, “I couldn’t care less if all priests were castrated as […]