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Notorious

Once more, with not much feeling, the biopic formula infects a celebrity’s life. Notorious reduces the career and death of Biggie Smalls. The year 1997 wasn’t so long ago that it’s forgotten, even if it isn’t often considered. But Notorious has no feel for the 1990s. This distinctive point in rap history (when east side/west […]

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Gran Torino

Clint Eastwood is still capable of making a good movie (most recently Letters from Iwo Jima ), but he’s also entered that canonical phase of old age, where everything he does is thought to hold some kind of wisdom. Gran Torino is just sloppy—not even its cliche build-up has poetry. This attempt at an Oscar-prestige […]

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Boxing Day bonanza

What do you do on Boxing Day? Sit on your kiester, arrange your Pogs in order of importance, watch To Russia With Love, snack on a Terry’s Chocolate Orange. All of that can take a backseat to this fine event. All cover bands, all night at Gus’ Pub on December 26 (10pm, $5). North of […]

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Punisher: War Zone

Punisher: War Zone is the most gruesome mainstream movie ever helmed by a female director. It’s hard to see anyone taking Lexi Alexander’s blood-soaked, live-action cartoon seriously enough to be offended. This is a movie populated on all sides by sociopaths. It doesn’t try to make you care about anyone or anything in it, and […]

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Milk

It’s to Milk’s advantage that it has a gay director. Unlike previous homophilic Oscar-hopeful Brokeback Mountain, this movie doesn’t shroud its subject in mystery. Instead, Gus Van Sant tells the story of Harvey Milk’s gay rights campaign from the already liberated perspective that the rest of the world better get used to it. In his […]

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Australia

Granted, Moulin Rouge! had novelty going for it on the initial viewing. But it’s now clear to me that Baz Luhrmann’s trick is to create movies that insist upon their own wonderfulness. This is where the patience-testing Australia tries to pressure us: Either you resist it and you’re a hopeless cynic, or you embrace it […]

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Wax Bananaquin

Holy shit! Anyone who knows me knows that “Animals Jump” is my jam. It’s the perfect mix of heavy riffage, ridiculous premises and itty bitty animals dancing in a serious way. To see it performed in person is, ‘ow you say, NANNERS. You’ll get your chance this November 29 when Wax Mannequin brings down the […]

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