see ya later, aligator…

I am glad that I was the bigger person in every facet of this situation. I am glad that I am a better friend than you will ever be. I am sorry I wasted so much time trying to salvage something that you clearly couldn’t give a toss about. I had better things to do, […]

When I prepare a file and give it to you held together with a giant black alligator clip, I expect it to come back with a giant black alligator clip. STOP STEALING THE CLIP and returning the file back to me as a mess of papers that are all falling apart. —Tidiness is next to […]