Halifax is oddly sweltering at 9am. I run into a friend descending the Citadel steps while dragging my suitcase to the airport bus stop. “”Walking across the Commons was like crossing the Rubicon,” he said. In Toronto the weather is totally fine. Every year is a crapshoot—sometimes it’s 38, one year I had to buy […]
Film + TV
Hard Drive’s hard bargain
“We felt it was important to make this film,” says Bill MacGillivray, writer and director of Hard Drive, a locally shot feature opening this Friday at Park Lane, followed by a Q&A with the filmmakers. MacGillivray, a recipient of the last year’s Governor General’s Award for Media Arts, was introduced to the novel on which […]
Good Morning Halifax
“My favourite Dad joke?” answers Toronto-based comedian Mark Little. “This one. Question: What’s brown and sticky?” Wait for it. Brace yourself. Answer? “A stick.” The former Picnicface laugh master is back in Halifax and he’s reviving his evening talk show Good Morning Tonight just for you. With Andy Bush, Bill Wood, Everardo Ramirez, Paul Doucette […]
Begin Again
The biggest mistake you can make going into Begin Again is thinking “It’s the Hollywood version of Once.” Because it kind of is—boy (Mark Ruffalo) meets girl (Keira Knightley), makes pretty music in cheap, innovative ways, there is some Sex Tension—but Begin Again has neither the songs (these are by Gregg Alexander, the “Get What […]
Sex Tape
This feels like an ’80s comedy with technology jammed into it, similar to that Jack Ryan sequel earlier this year that was all about Russians. It’s also very possibly the world’s most expensive iPad commercial, as every character onscreen says the word at least thrice and talks about what amazing products they are. (So amazing […]
A Most Wanted Man
This is a John Le Carré adaptation, so prepare to have a sore post-perplexion face after seeing it. Philip Seymour Hoffman, in his last full role, is a German intelligence officer who has a couple big bungles in his past (including 9/11, whoops), so when a Chechnyan refugee (Grigoriy Dobrygin) washes up in Hamburg with […]
Lucy
So many Scarlett Johansson movies commit the lazy sin of hoping you’ll find her hot enough that the bad scripts and low-impact performances be but a breeze on your boner. Lucy is not much different in this regard: a junk-science story of a woman whose turn as an unwitting drug mule unlocks the full killing […]
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
In the second iteration (thankfully Franco-less) of the Planet of the Apes prequel, 10 winters have passed and we get the sense that things aren’t going great for the human race. Decimated in the first two minutes by the Simian Flu, everyone’s dead except CDC agent Keri Russell (the only human female speaking part in […]
Mind the Bullock
TWO IF BY SEA Here’s a sense of what a real shitshow 1996 was: Even though Two If By Sea came out after Speed and While You Were Sleeping, when America was at peak Sweetheart re: Bullock, Denis Leary gets top billing. He also co-wrote the movie— hence its mild homophobia— which is a bad rom-com about […]
Slate for success
It’s the same old story: Girl meets boy. Girl is accidentally impregnated. Girl has abortion on Valentine’s Day. In the scrappy, funny Obvious Child, Jenny Slate plays Donna, a New York comedian in her 20s who’s just been dumped and ends up pregnant by a one-night stand (Jake Lacy), who’s a nice, square guy. It’s […]
Obvious Child
This indie sensation is some surprising/welcome summer counter-programming. It follows Donna (Jenny Slate), a mid-20s stand-up comic whose boyfriend breaks up with her after she shares too much in her act. She has a one-night stand with Max (Jake Lacy, Pete from The Office) and ends up pregnant. She schedules an abortion (for Valentine’s Day) […]
Tammy
Melissa McCarthy’s latest balls-out comedy firecracker suffers from the same flaws as her previous outings, The Heat and Identity Thief: The overall script is lacking, expecting its star to fill in the holes. Which would be more acceptable if McCarthy and Ben Falcone hadn’t written it. Whoops. Regardless, Tammy—about a woman who gets fired, leaves […]

