This ain’t your momma’s food-container party, unless you happen to live on a super intergalactic planet. According to Jorin Caldwell, AKA Doctor Sung, the electrodance party band started off dressed in janitor suits and windbreakers, but once they decided to “take it seriously” they found shiny spandex suits on eBay that would put Daft Punk […]
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Double toil and trouble
Q I’m a 23-year-old bi dude seeing a guy who is intelligent, sweet, attractive—the works. We’ve been together for six weeks. The problem is, after our first night together, I lost sexual interest in him. When I do get horny—which is rare at the moment due to work pressures—I prefer to beat off alone, because […]
Best Artist / Band
“That’s crazy,” laughs The Stanfields’ vocalist/guitarist Jon Landry, with a sigh of disbelief, when he’s informed about the stack of golden records the band won in this year’s readers’ poll. It’s a couple of days after ripping up hotel suites at the ECMAs in Sydney and the work’s not yet over. When we speak to […]
Best Artist / Band To Enjoy Quietly
We catch up with Jenn Grant on a sunny day, walking her cute-as-sin puppy Charlie on the Common. It’s a perfect city scene from your favourite female solo artist, who was busy “planting roots in Halifax” last year. Homeownership certainly agrees with Grant, who spent a lot of time touring in 2009—including her first western […]
Best Artist / Band To Get Trashed To
“That’s crazy,” laughs The Stanfields’ vocalist/guitarist Jon Landry, with a sigh of disbelief, when he’s informed about the stack of golden records the band won in this year’s readers’ poll. It’s a couple of days after ripping up hotel suites at the ECMAs in Sydney and the work’s not yet over. When we speak to […]
Running on empty
Q My husband and I have been married for one year, but we dated for 10 years prior to that. I thought we had a very understanding relationship. In the last couple of days, I have found out that he has a serious obsession with females wearing running shoes. He had in the past hinted […]
In-flight safety tips
Q I am a girl who sabotaged my relationship. I was angry; I had complaints. But my real issue was a store of repressed childhood trauma, and I was working it out on the closest person to me, my BF. We had something magical, and I destroyed it. I am now willing to give 110 […]
No woman left behind
Q I need you to settle a dispute between my husband and me. We have been married for six years. We’re not terribly adventurous, but we’re not totally vanilla, either. However, there is one issue that is driving me insane: My husband constantly pesters me to have anal sex. We have tried it in the […]
Ex, lies and videotape
Q A few years before my wife and I met, she made porn with her boyfriend. He intended to start a pay-per-view website but never launched it. I was a bit upset when she told me, but I remembered I enjoy porn, and the idea of seeing the hottest woman I’ve ever met doing porn […]
Theoretical problems
Q Let’s say, theoretically, I’m a pedophile. I’m not stupid or evil, so I’m not gonna DO anything. I’m not even gonna look at porn, because the production of it involves child exploitation. Hell, even porn that’s just drawn pictures—perverts drawing smut for perverts with no kids or anyone else involved—is illegal in a lot […]
Three times the alarm
Q I’m a single (mostly) gay guy who is curious about women. A hot bisexual mate is interested in a friends-with-benefits arrangement. I’m not looking for an LTR just now, so regular, no-strings sex sounds great. However, his girlfriend doesn’t know he’s bisexual, and I’d feel uncomfortable having sex with him behind her back. I’ve […]
Advice on a walk-by
Q I am a 34-year-old straight, single female. I have a fantasy I can’t find much about online, so I figured I’d ask you. My fantasy is to be blindfolded, bent over a table/couch/whatever and fucked by whoever happens to walk by. I realize this would have to take place in a safe environment, but […]

