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Proving again the Internet was a mistake, several actual people, who all probably have jobs and things to do, have taken to the web arguing last week’s shooting on Parliament Hill was a government conspiracy.
The theories stem from this repurposed video of live CBC footage. For some, a heavy RCMP presence captured by multiple media outlets is proof-positive last Wednesday’s shooting was planned in advance.

It’s possible The Coast missed that press release, but generally the federal government doesn’t invite numerous media outlets to their coverups. Even what the reporters are not doing worries the “Zen Gardner.” That those professional camera operators stuck in the middle of a national crisis don’t run away is an “absurdity beyond absurdity that would NEVER happen in a ‘real’ situation like a random spontaneous shooting.”
Others, possibly learning about Canada for the first time, think this all goes deeper.
“The building looks like some kind of Masonic Temple,” BLACKCROW WALKING opines on the YouTube video.
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The disbelief that grasps at any possible target is what makes this all so pitiful. Even Kevin Vickers briefly appearing on camera is a scripted moment to offer the public a hero.
Last week saw a powerfully united Canada express messages of love and remembrance. Undoubtedly in coming months and years, last week’s events will be hoisted up to further agendas. Other people, terrible in their own unique way, will wrap the tragedy around intolerance and control. That’ll always happen, no conspiracy needed.
Who knows, though. Maybe yesterday’s Q-razy events and Jian Ghomeshi’s alleged naughty kink for beating and abusing women has all been orchestrated from Harper’s desk.
“The CBC sex scandal is going to be a big deal,” writes one Redditor. “When was the last time you saw a full-scale media blitz on a Sunday?”
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2014.


And don’t forget Harper ordered the CBC to fire Jian Ghomeshi.
Or maybe it was the chemtrails over Toronto which just made him weird.
The loons are out in force
It’s inevitable that conspiracy theorizing is going to take place around these (very regrettable) events; far fetched as it might seem to take that stance. However, I don’t think there anyone politically aware who hasn’t had the thought that this is absolutely perfect timing for the current Prime Minister’s agenda. Is it really so far-fetched to at least ask whether it is possible? Especially in light of the Robocall shenanigans and other shadowy doings happening during the current govt. reign. There s no evidence really at present, but if no one investigates , or could even believe that it could happen, how could it be found out? Articles lambasting half-baked theories are one thing, but these same articles function also to prevent and ridicule honest questioning as well. It doesn t hurt for the present regime to be under extreme scrutiny.
How does our government react to the actions of a depraved, drug addicted, homeless man?
By putting a jihad on law abiding citizens’ rights and freedoms in the name of national security!
We’re winning the ‘War on Terror’ like Charlie Sheen was “winning” whatever the fuck he was fighting!
9/11 truther and crop circles aliens believer Anna Bee was an NSPIRG board member. But that’s OK because NSPIRG is a “social justice” group, right Coast commies?